(Cue the score of intriguing music with uplifting undertones. Enter the successful oil tycoon onto the global dance floor stage right.) In Trump’s latest creation of a dead serious gameshow milieu, Exxon CEO and object of affection to Vladimir Putin, Rex Tillerson, is the newest appointment as Secretary of State. The immediate door prizes include a cabinet […]
Priest Wins Gun Raffle, Does The Unexpected!
Not all Christians are staunch supporters of the Second Amendment, while not all priests are blessed with sensibility. In the breaking news blue state of Oregon, Reverend Jeremy Lucas used $3,000 in Parish funds to put himself in pole position for winning charity raffle for an AR-15 and unfortunately, the edge in fueling idealism. Upon winning the […]
Robot News To Hire A Human
The devolution of trending news on the most noticeable social network began after an editorial team confirmed that the distribution of conservative news was being forcefully compromised. A majority of sensible right-thinking people were irked by the arrogant countenance aggressively burned into the frontal cortex of a society with little room for suitable repercussions. In the aftermath […]
Marxist Restaurant Shuts Down
This headline would not merit any journalistic effort if the eatery was located in Havana, Moscow, or Kinsasha. However, when a business run as a collective fails in the heartland of America, the proverbial ears prick up. In a story from M-Live, due to poor customer service and inconsistent hours, a vegan restaurant in Grand Rapids, […]
The Forever Clock
Ancient tradition, logic, intuition and geometry- meet the modern fervent and innovative world of 3-D printing. Thanks to the legendary work and design of French inventor Julien Coyne, the power of the sun is harnessed and processed through an intricate network of passages and tunnels to display the accurate time in full digital greatness. Coyne’s sundial was designed with […]
Sitting Targets At Florida State University
Owning the “Seminoles” as its mascot along with one of the more forgettable band-led rally chants next to Southern Cal’s migraine-inducing “Fight On”, the Tallahassee based institution not only bucks the trend by not trading sensitivity and safe spaces for a new identity, but FSU’s oligarch President has vowed a full-scale nuclear salvo on sensibility. […]
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