A commercial aircraft attempting to abort a landing due to the presence of wind shear, contacted the runway with retracting landing gear, instantly triggering a series of catastrophic events in causing the plane to crash and ultimately burst into flames Wednesday afternoon at Dubai’s international airport. According to officials, the pilots of an Emirates Boeing 777-3 carrying […]
Dad Halts Attack, Shoots Butcher Knife Wielding Son
A family argument in San Antonio, Texas boiled over Saturday afternoon, escalating rapidly to physical violence. According to police, a father and son were engaged in an intense verbal exchange, when the son grabbed a butcher knife and went on the attack. The father responded by brandishing a firearm and shooting his progeny in the thigh, effectively […]
Phallus Instead Of Politics- The Modern University Experience
Once upon a time, the existence of reactionary professors on college campuses was a cute afterthought to the valuable mechanism and experience in earning a degree and ultimately securing a career. While this notion has literally been shattered by the nightmarish prevalence and saturation of radicals into the milieu of modern academia, the students and society […]
Man Shoots Back During Armed Robbery Attempt
During an attempted bold daytime robbery, a Michigan man refused to capitulate to the demands of his attackers and shot one in the subsequent altercation. According to authorities, the victim was walking on the sidewalk in downtown Benton Harbor, near the police station, when two men called him over. As the victim approached the men, one of […]
The Minimum-Maximum Wage Headache
As the initial tangible sample size of data from Seattle’s grand thought experiment in raising the minimum wage to $15.00 per hour, calculated assertions begin to paint a bleak picture of the trickle down effect of pure maniacism. According to an article in the Washington Post, a group of economists commissioned by the city have crunched the numbers […]
“Almost” Whiskey Golfer Takes PGA Championship
As the revelers of the cataclysmic pole shift hypothesis jostled with a group of snow birds from Tampa Bay for purchase on rare high ground near the 4th fairway in anticipation of a major global flooding event, the golfers endured. Between the last bastions of the forever monsoon, a first time champion emerged to mark […]
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