At 8-years-old, Jayce Collum has already inherited a collection of daunting wisdom meant for a lifetime, a reality incompatible with the formative and gentle lessons associated with childhood. Unfortunately, the kid has endured a series of unscrupulous and unjust tragic events, including bucking the odds and surviving a horrendous automobile accident which left him paralyzed […]
A Whale Of A Scandal- Governor Proposes $1.1 Billion To Appease Orcas
Nothing comes easy for Washingtonians, as the last two decades have brought forth putrid legislation and anti-freedom policy, a progressive affliction which rivals a library loitering disheveled pothead using the public facility to download Eritrean pornography featuring an array of barnyard animals, before retiring to his decrepit “home” which takes up two parking spots in […]
Privatized Space Travel- A Publicity Stunt Or A Tangible Venture?
After years of arduous delays softened by innovative and aggressive PR campaigns, assuring investors and science fiction fans that passenger service into space adheres to a feasible schedule not measured on the scale of the abyss between Chicago Cubs world series trophies, the miraculous happened Thursday. Willed by the relentless, impassioned and stubborn spirit of […]
LIBERAL BRAIN FREEZE: CNN says Climate Change Causing ‘More Animal Attacks’ on Humans
Climate Change Causes Just About Everything! Migrant caravans, voter fraud, drug addiction, triggered millennials and now . . . animal attacks? According to CNN, Animal-related injuries lead to health care costs of more than $1 billion a year in the United States, and according to a new study . . . they’re happening more often. Dr. Joseph Forrester, one […]
Coming To The Local Theater, The Yellow Vest Movement
As the vehicle and carbon shaming movement sweeps across the European continent with the relentless opportunistic fervency of a swarm of Yellowjackets descending upon a late Summer family barbecue, US residents embrace for the inevitable importation of yet another twelve rounds of grueling and deplorable liberal policy. The adoption of stringent stipulations to current rights […]
AI- Can’t Live With Them, Can’t Live Without Them
If it looks like a CIA, KGB, or Mossad listening device, it probably is. The age of the shimmering digital goddess as the wildcard in phasing out traditional courtship rituals is within uncomfortable proximity to hijacking reality and effectively leading homo sapiens down the shadow ban confounding pathway of extinction. Under the stern administrative reign […]
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