Lindsey Vonn is arguably one of the greatest downhill skiers in the history of the sport. There is absolutely no doubt about the fearless talent, the courageous drive in overcoming multiple debilitating injuries and the sheer illuminating presence of a Hollywood blonde bombshell. However, the legendary icon of the alpine summits, made the conscientious decision […]
A Politically Correct Virtual Social Network Reality- It Will Soon Be Here
In an effort to alleviate the stigma of an anti-conservative and bureaucratic bastion of content restrictions and incessant information hording, the world’s largest social networking is months away from launching the initial stages of alternating reality in the form of interactive 3-D applications. Techcrunch shares that the daringly innovative move, will allow users to access […]
Network Television Talk Show Host Mocks Christianity
“Hey lighten up. It was just a joke.” Certain media (non) personalities are resorting to the age-old juvenile tactics of deflection, after gregariously smashing their expansive and bulbous hooves directly into the mouth, in a sickening display of grotesque decadence and negligence. Once again, the eternal and patronizing matron of the morning network telecasts, the […]
The Kim Jong Un Olympic-Sized Conspiracy Theory
A political figure impersonating thespian specialist or “PFITS” has hijacked the Pyeongchang news cycle for a day and garnered international attention for exploiting the North Korea regime by executing a real life gold medal level facsimile of the “dear leader”. Only known by the ambiguous handle of “Howard”, the mystery man who flummoxed local security […]
2018 Peongchang Winter Olympics – Is Anybody Watching?
As the Winter Games have historically been a ratings challenge to engaging a robust US audience, the sharp decline in viewership for Thursday’s opening ceremonies on the Korean Peninsula, was an expected development that in some cases was embraced. The plunge in the numbers can be attributed directly to the frosty diplomatic climate between North […]
Amazon Is Dabbling In Population Control With Introduction Of Automated Mini-Mart
The real life Apu Nahasapeemapetilon’s of the convenience store universe, women and men, who are the heroes in dealing with every type of situation and person in a daily grind marked by lottery tickets, packs of cigarettes and gas and of course intermixed with a little gun play, are in the process of being selected […]
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