Before the onslaught of analytics and the over analyzation of the sporting world, athletes were evaluated and measured through the reliable and trusted polygon of size, strength, speed and talent. It was a pretty good bet that a NFL running back at 220 pounds, benching 315 and running a 4.4 forty yard dash would excel […]
Love In An Elevator- The Modern Housing Nightmare
Home is where the heart is, especially if one is contently situated in a derelict camper adorning a cul-de-sac, the rancid filth and incessant drug use enabled by a decision from a Seattle superior court judge ruling that vehicles can qualify as a residence. While the occupant harasses the family neighborhood and extinguishes any remaining […]
Reversing The Polarity- Failing Indoctrination
Even Steven Pinker was cancelled for a brief moment in time. The MIT linguist responsible for the treatise outing the myths of the “noble save”, the “ghost in the machine” and the “blank slate”, in branding popular Ivy League tendencies as a farce, was ostracized among intellectual communities for his endorsement of common sense which […]
Fortifying The Barrier- Texas Lawmakers Take A Stand
Out of the shimmering surreal atmosphere of a synth-kabuki matinee, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner drowned out the arcane tinkering notes of the grand finale by entering the hinterlands of the nonsensical. The audience, a wily and deviant group and the antithesis to the smug and self-righteous patrons of “Hamilton” experience a temporary plummet in collective […]
Ruling Through Coordinates- The Lost Sense Of Direction
As Baby Boomers are gradually phased out in the war against attrition, digital GPS technology has overtaken the paper and reliable folded maps of redundancy in navigating humanity towards a universal destination. This is an indication of both a hindrance for those battling for free will, and a boost to the polar opposite side endorsing […]
The IRA And The Annihilation Of America’s Dream
In the unsettling aftermath of Biden’s State of the Union Address Tuesday night, a performance art experience saturated with bloviations, citizens enduring the entire insufferable on what could loosely be labeled a speech, were introduced the trending wrath of the environmental movement. The career politician shared his designs in unveiling the full-force brunt of […]
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