The circuitous journey of a foregone conclusion to the trophy ceremony began with an embarrassing whitewashing over a hapless Thailand national squad by a thirteen goal margin. The only facet of the match uglier than the final tally, was the pompous and overzealous contrived post-scoring celebratory antics performed by the US team, which received a […]
Ideological Renegade Launches Progressive Portal
Among the tawdry ranks of television news personalities, loyalty to a particular political belief system is trending towards the hopelessly fickle, as the pursuit for personal fortunes rivals a heavy dose of sodium pentothal in revealing the true ideological leanings of the average pontificating narcissist. Thankfully, this scenario did not ensue during the Clinton administration […]
Twitter Takes Aggressive Steps To Childproof Free Speech
Calling out tyrants in politican to politican tweet spars will not longer be tolerated thanks to new commuity policy drafted by Twitter. Okay, so the folks at Twitter allegedly operate a publicly traded corporation and can enact any rules, restrictions, and punishments to account holders regardless of the ridiculous implications rivaling the impending horror of […]
Desperation Looms In Techville As Social Media And Cryptocurrency Attempt A Mind Meld
An ancient philosophical quandary dedicated to law enforcement has infiltrated the ranks of the tech industry. In preemptively apologizing to the gods that rule over the use of tenses and thus time, the epidemic of wrestling with semantics and logical conundrums has set a destination for the blue glass cubicle office park campuses of Silicon […]
The Juice Is On The Loose And The Dawning Of The New Age Of Aquarius- Future Fortunes Are Not Bright
Just as the mockingly reputable O.J. Simpson managed to cycle through the collective consciousness of baby boomers and generation X in finally achieving legitimate obscurity amidst the nonexistent attention span of the current hipster digital revolution, the inexplicable happened. Thanks to the vapid yet intriguing content of the trending social media newsfeed forwarding an aggressive […]
Parkland School Shooting Survivor And Second Amendment Advocate Experiences An Ivy League Denial
Though imploding from within by adopting a blazing rash of radicalized policy, Harvard. the elitist institution of higher learning founded nearly three centuries ago, proudly transcends time with a sardonic smirk. Snarky echoes of “We are better than you!” ping pong off the ivy covered walls, as the tendrils of the vines engulf the entire […]
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