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The Latest Contestant On The Nation’s Apprentice And The Sulking Green Movement
(Cue the score of intriguing music with uplifting undertones. Enter the successful oil tycoon onto the global dance floor stage right.) In Trump’s latest creation of a dead serious gameshow milieu, Exxon CEO and object of affection to Vladimir Putin, Rex Tillerson, is the newest appointment as Secretary of State. The immediate door prizes include a cabinet […]
Priest Wins Gun Raffle, Does The Unexpected!
Not all Christians are staunch supporters of the Second Amendment, while not all priests are blessed with sensibility. In the breaking news blue state of Oregon, Reverend Jeremy Lucas used $3,000 in Parish funds to put himself in pole position for winning charity raffle for an AR-15 and unfortunately, the edge in fueling idealism. Upon winning the […]
Robot News To Hire A Human
The devolution of trending news on the most noticeable social network began after an editorial team confirmed that the distribution of conservative news was being forcefully compromised. A majority of sensible right-thinking people were irked by the arrogant countenance aggressively burned into the frontal cortex of a society with little room for suitable repercussions. In the aftermath […]
KURT RUSSELL MAD: Calls Out Gun Control Logic And Terrorists . . . BIG TIME!
Remember when legendary actor Kurt Russell said in an interview with Hollywood reporter Jeffery Wells that it’s “absolutely insane” to believe that more gun control will curb terrorist attacks. Now he feels even stronger. Discussing America’s “gun culture” and film producer Quentin Tarantino, Russell said he doesn’t “understand the concepts of conversation” about “the […]
Marxist Restaurant Shuts Down
This headline would not merit any journalistic effort if the eatery was located in Havana, Moscow, or Kinsasha. However, when a business run as a collective fails in the heartland of America, the proverbial ears prick up. In a story from M-Live, due to poor customer service and inconsistent hours, a vegan restaurant in Grand Rapids, […]
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