With no disparaging remarks Hallmark custom delivered to the founders and the incubators of the “Burning Man” celebration, the annual slog and smog of mid-Summer is about to commence as the Canadian iteration of mismanaging forests will once again counteract the collectivism of radicalized environmentalism which makes even Al Gore appear as a docile soul answering the front door donning a Halloween costume and handing out candy to trick or treaters with a sinister smile.
The startlingly vision of the former Vice President, assimilating and socializing with neighbors, his efforts partially responsible for the hypocrisy and trillion-dollar industry of the environmental movement, where dams are damns and the corruption of nature is foiled by the borders indicated on political maps segregating countries, the career politician forever smoldering on the precarious cleft of embarrassment.
Fast forward to the post-Justin Trudeau era and the warped radical policies of Canada, where the liberal members of Parliament continue to engage in a maniacal thought experiment bereft of any intellectualism by permitting forests to grow feral as zoos for Spotted owl and other species of wildlife that are considered to be “threatened”. Within this sanctimonious plot, the residents of the Northern states of the US face unrelenting plumes of smoke when the vast scalability of wildfires could be limited using time-tested techniques, creating a public health hazard in the stifling heat of July and August. Word has it that US tobacco companies may file a lawsuit against “our” friends up North, as purchases of cigarettes annually decrease in late Summer because of the layer of smoke that makes the air quality of urban sprawl in second and third world countries seem like a fragrant scented breeze of pollen. In the face of incompetency and negligence, Canadian officials have chosen to hide behind technology instead of facing reality by performing a Broadway production saga of activity without achievement.
A article that ran on phy.org, profiles the disturbing narrative of Canadian politicians, approving expenditures which will allegedly create infrastructure for a “wildfire warning” network which includes the latest in AI technology combined with access to and the processing of data from weather satellites. While the idea of the project in essence can withstand the fortitude of a plain cocktail napkin in dive bar in the outskirts of Yellowknife, there lacks an element of commonsense, as the costs far outweigh the rewards of the software, as the government chooses to blatantly ignore the simple solution that entails properly managing forests. Included within this scam where public health and safety is neglected egregiously through indifference, like Gore’s climate racket, preferred vendors are getting wealthier at the expense of citizens fleeced in the maelstrom of a bureaucratic nightmare. Those trapped on the other side of the border are at the whim of fate and hope for the sanctity of the near future without the patrons of Phillip Morris needing their obligatory hourly tobacco fix. Canada’s socialized healthcare lurks in the shadows of the tangled undergrowth.
Wildfires do not follow rules, and rules do not follow wildfires… The inconsequential premise of unilateral failure is simply a litmus test to the inanity of big government when connected to sanctimony or a moral high ground that far exceeds the insane identity politics of worshipping the flammable equation of “old growth” forests plus lightning strikes plus cigarette butts equates to a blaze. The ample fuel for natural disasters a metaphor for lighting a matchstick and summoning Prometheus to a late-night party of the inferno.
The majority of the Canadian government is buried under 50 feet of idealistic ash and the oblivious, and bombarded by two generations of propaganda, remains a clear and eminent threat propagated by the Environmental movement where paydays and kickbacks exist at the expense of the climate. Cognitive dissonance is best served under the flaming pretense of the incendiary lust for the lucrative.
To celebrate the preventable inevitability poisoned by overbearing and reckless politics, Retro Canadian band Rush has recorded a song in the outskirts of Ottawa that accurately sums up the manufactured crises forged by extremism titled, “Eternal Instant Gratification”. The song starts out, “Why wait for hell when trees can burn?”, and with subsequent verses never really ends.
