If it looks like a CIA, KGB, or Mossad listening device, it probably is.
The age of the shimmering digital goddess as the wildcard in phasing out traditional courtship rituals is within uncomfortable proximity to hijacking reality and effectively leading homo sapiens down the shadow ban confounding pathway of extinction. Under the stern administrative reign of Nancy Pelosi flanked by a pair of 7’4 post-op transvestite convicts serving the remainder of the ten century life terms in a women’s prison and all on the tab of the California taxpayer, the kickbacks from Silicon Valley are guaranteeing a prosperous future, for tech CEO’s and robots that is.
While the indelible trio of F***book, Twitter and Instagram begin to invest in vast sustainable space stations with the goal of attaining a Lagrange point a couple of million miles outside of the moon’s orbit built on reliable “green” technology blessed by Gore, in founding a gleaming utopia of pleasure bots and geekdom, while the earth resembles a Baked Alaska in perpetual nuclear Winter, Google has upped the ante in the cosmic game of chance for ultimate power.
The company is including the infamous data driven algorithms within the family of Google Home speakers to allegedly enhance the age old ritual of listening to news, reports Mashable, and the devious step sisters of Alexa and Siri are planning for an epic electronic cat fight featuring anti-trust legislation, lawyers, judges, and even more lawyers. In the meantime, the rest of society waits in muted anticipation for their digital clones manifested from illegally seized and unethically processed petabytes, upon petabytes of data extracted from the ruthless age of inane selfies and inconsequential posts, to claim citizenship, and in the calm before the typhoon force Asian hacking triads reprogramming storm, access the voting system and Bitcoin coffers.
The riveting future of sparkling bits of data is here and folks do not have to think for themselves anymore, as the audio force of Google Home armed with similar bot technology in populating the F***book and Twitter content screens of an individual’s wall, thanks to the magic of software will thoroughly customize the listening experience, based on the weight and probabilities of personal preferences. As Darwinian precision has permeated throughout the entire online universe in the form of horrifically innovative and intricately forged code, the mainstream is being selected over the obscure, a great scenario to embrace if one overlooks the gate moderating the flow of information, however, based the recent questionable actions of the social networks, optimism is less than relative in the camp of dissenting opinions or philosophies that do not adhere to the values of the business owners.
In reference to the business world outside of the digital communities, the onset of smart programming has allowed for unprecedented leaps and bounds in prompting a wealth of efficiency and production. Commercial entities would cease to exist at such a heightened fiscal level without the existence of AI software, creating a precarious “damned if you do, damned if don’t don’t” conundrum. An enigma that is fueled by the abuses of Mark Zuckerberg and cronies. But the right the refusal of service holds no limitations? Yeah, just ask the boutique wedding cake artists in the US.
While Google attempts to emulate the blind success of F***book in perfecting the recipe of forceful indoctrination highlighted by a rigid community structure rivaling the efforts of the secret police in extinguishing completing extinguishing the possibility of contradictory ideologies in the Soviet satellite states, the cheers are already beginning to resound from the next year’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, as traditional news radio in completely being reinvented. What the technologists are failing to acknowledge in a real life scenario that has mutated well past the premise of a sick joke, is that while the audience tunes in with vested interest to their smart speaker resting on the breakfast nook, the device listens also, and with engineered perfection. And where does the audio end up of the couple fighting over the prospect of Christmas with relatives? To either the highest bidder in the advertising world producing eerily relevant commercials, or worse.
Maybe, the prevalence of recklessly exchanged online personal information is not such a bad thing- at least in the context of a digital clone being banished to a distant moon in serving the descendants of Mao in conquering the gaming world, before a flesh and blood interlude occurs sometime in the near future on the outskirts of Taipei. By that time however, the red stains on the concrete roadways of Taiwan may will only be an electronic metaphor for a world that once was, a world driven by compassion and reason.
Read the Mashable story here.