As the peak season for Walla Walla Sweet onions adorning a hamburger has passed, the official state vegetable of the state of Washington in battling a political and perpetual vegetative state has reached a culmination as small college is being rocked amid a scandal.
This narrative snuggly fits the gloves of OJ Simpson and the aftermath of the unofficial/official ending of the Superbowl level hysteria of the Covid scare recovery that has been glacial, especially when relating to college campus controversies dominating the news cycle. Normalization of radicalism reported on mainstream media networks has its consequences.
Cue the riveting and uplifting epic theme of inspiration as things have almost been returned to a state of buoyancy as pundits and radicals alike have reignited the storming of the orchestral pit in a mosh/mob hybrid of refining the mining of pure visceral nonsense.
Dateline Walla Walla, Washington (not the onion) as the city removes its obtrusive jacket of the quaint and wine tastings accompanying gourmet courses of a dining experience to reveal the putrid underbelly of modern political dynamics on yet another private college campus with absolutely no boundaries for the prevalence of extremism. In the true glacial flow of portended breaking news, the students attending Whitman College located within the city and a known quantity for the pursuit of the Liberal arts have denied the very existence of individuals identifying as Republicans in preventing Conservatives to officially form a student club sanctioned, supported, and approved by the institution or in the case of the volatile contemporary world a malfunctioning mental asylum. As the Information Age persists, disagreeing with a differing political ideology demands an intellectual firing squad of derision and dissention that results in the termination of innovation and intellect.
The mission statement of an unnamed political strategy firm recently implied in an AP style manual for society that identifying as a pixey or an abhorrent tri-sexual hail cloud suggests that rules and fairness do not apply in the toxic warfare of competing ideologies which unfortunately lead to a purely one-sided Liberal viewpoint that currently dominates the polarizing culture within the university system and the core of the tech world.
In the absence of recourse, the policy implemented at Whitman College is the foundation for setting a precedent that continues to be a danger to the propagation of innovative thought and free will untethered and tempting opiate for politicians and lawmakers attempting to stifle fundamental rights.
