Want To Join The Mob – Without The Risk Of Going To Jail? Thanks to a sinuous trail of meticulous, well-documented records, there exists a legal and safe process for becoming a quasi-mafioso with no inherent risk to family and friends. Well, at least in a historical sense. A firearm once stolen from legendary Chicago crime boss Al Capone is […]
Insane University Professor Gives New Meaning To “White” Christmas
With the high proportion of leftist faculty members tainting the learning environments on college campuses across the nation, the threshold has arrived where the sanctimonious periodically coalesce in the form of viral and careless electronic rants which threaten the existence of grace and joy on a national holiday. The nation received the ultimate iteration of […]
Lawyer Buys Plane Ticket To Harass Ivanka Trump
Decades of passive brainwashing, indoctrination, and clumsy societal engineering have lead directly to the following axiom, “it is okay for a grown man to forcefully harass a woman in the presence of her children.” At least that is acceptable social protocol for over-educated bullies who obviously never received the ass-kicking from their fathers which they deserved in […]
US Navy Gifts Early Christmas Celebration – Restores Tradition
After fielding thousands of complaints from sailors, the US Navy made a wise decision to scrap an ominous heap of policy that would have altered the traditional hierarchical ranking system for its honorable enlistees. Disturbing thoughts of irregular roll calls bellowing from loudspeakers across the vast expanse of air craft carriers with the words “air woman” and “polymedic” can safely dissipate into the realm of dreamless fiction. Fox […]
Cleaning Up The Town – New York Politician Rebukes The Idea of “Sanctuary” Campuses
As evidence of reason is once again found within newly formed political micro-climates, the trickle down mechanism of sensibility from leaders to constituents is fueled by hope that the PC movement has finally reached an apex. Empire state senator Rob Ortt, recently authored a resounding statement in the war to preserve universities as destinations of higher learning. However, with the framework […]
Thank God For One Hardcore UBER Defender!
Don’t mess with armed Uber drivers. At least that is the lesson that one crook learned the hard way in an attempted robbery Sunday in Florida, in spite of the ride share company’s staunch anti-firearm policy for drivers and passengers using the app. According to WPLG-TV and Aventura police, the Uber driver transporting a passenger to the […]
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