The sordid relationship is as cryptic as staggering poetry hobbyist trying to make sense of the information age and environmental movement. “Contained within a tantalizingly despondent genealogical quandary, identifying the Y chromosome hereditary traits in the aftermath of the unlikely post-EDM party coupling between bike clubs and land developers remains a contemporary mystery saturated with […]
Musk And The Volatile Twitter Saga
The pendulum may have finally swung against calculated and targeted social media censorship. The unpredictable entrepreneur Elon Musk has now entered the octagon to the reverberating baritone of a Michael Buffer relative. Proving the genetic relation to Buffer can be verified for $150 on a trending genealogy app that is somehow tied into a faction […]
Zombie Baseballs Are Diminishing Home Runs- The Fright Of Warning Track Power
As major league baseball fans remain at the intersection of fickle and the eloquent complexities of profit sharing, “America’s Pastime” is staggering belligerently through another forgettable late night/early morning fortified wine fumes of circular logic. And home runs have plummeted to the level of pre-PED hardball artistry of manufacturing runs in a forested writer’s commune. […]
Solar Scandal- The Convoluted Mess Involving The Biden Administration
The nursery rhyme capturing the scandalous essence of the environmental movement reads like an uninspired haiku. “Global freezing so they say, leads to warming and crises today, because of science, because of science.” Of course, the sketchy progression stemming from the general belief that earth was heading towards a cooling trend, was eventually reversed in […]
The Pursuit For Perfection Turns Sour
A revered ex-girlfriend and passionate educator is able to process the nuances and principles of the free market, but can never quite grasp the reality of the astronomical salaries of professional athletes, especially after a night of grading freshman English essays followed by a horrific incident involving a suicidal student. The private school teacher/amazing human […]
MLB 2022- One Man’s Garbage Is Another Man’s Treasure
The National Football League tarnished the purity and savagery of the sport by allowing for the Quarterback to be wired into the the coach’s booth, and nullifying the effects of a 747 quad engine decibel explosion of crowd noise in a hostile road environment. Major league baseball has followed suit by experimenting with a catcher […]
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