Office apps just became fun thanks to a new character in town. As the unified front of global sports fans orchestrated a prayer for professional golf to avoid the impending cancellation, the pious gesture of globalization registered a 5.1 on the UN Richter scale assessing potential threats to the agnostic lobby of oligarchs. Somewhere within […]
The Gravitation Towards Telecommuting- Reach Out And Ping Someone
The commute will be less of a hassle over the next few months as workers succumb to fears and changes in employment policy. The global demographic niche of teenagers has recently endured a prolonged bout of angst as two commodities necessary for a thriving survivability outside the confines of smartphones and social media, have reached […]
A Costly Conflict For The Ages- The Feds Battle The Facebook Empire
Facebook officials have allegedly diversified $9 billon in corporate monies that should have been paid in taxes. In a made for retro television pay-per-view event that rivals the epically charged shimmering atmosphere of Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant, two titans of regulatory policy and the logarithmic explosion of the digital construct face off in […]
The Validity Of Self-Identifying Gun Rights Activists- When To Claim Them And When to Walk Away
“Gun Girl” Kaitlin Bennett interviews a pair of her contemporaries on the subject of politics and ideology. The youngest population demographics entered this world connected to the digital matrix even before being thrust into an incubator, as their lifeclock sped from the blank tablet of triple zeroes into a frenzied conglomeration with the meticulous principles […]
Paying The Price- Gargantuan Tech Firm Attempts To Legitimize News Delivery
Google CEO Sundar Pichai testifies in front of Congress in regards to privacy and political biases circulation around the tech world. Over two decades of information terraforming and oversold banner advertisements have completely convoluted the entire system of search engine results, a stagnant content marketplace strained by the presence of hybrid antiquated bots. The electronic […]
The Oscars Post Hangover- It Just Can’t Get Any Worse
In the decrepit aftermath of the cagily self-aggrandizing event celebrating copious magnitudes of liberal guilt generated by the realization that a minor talent transforms the average person into a raving elitist, and of course the scintillating scandalous evening gowns, the hellacious and insufferable tidal wave of post-apocalyptic fist bumping surely could not persist? Of course […]
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