The American League secured home field advantage for the World Series by outscoring the NL 4-2, and the secondary tapestry of intertwined story lines and metaphors faded into a dull gray of a cloudy Pacific coast sky. Kansas City Royal’s first baseman Eric Hosmer garnered the MVP award and continues a storied and improbable run […]
NBA Loses Legend To Retirement
In the NBA’s modern era of glitz, bling and highly concentrated drama on social networking, San Antonio’s Tim Duncan was always understated. Instead of a thunderous dunk off a missed shot, it was a high arching bank shot from 17 feet on the angle or solid and sustained defense. After winning 5 championships and a […]
He Hit 61 Home Runs In One Afternoon
The Miami Marlins Giancarlo Stanton literally turned the vast dimensions of San Diego’s Petco Park into the neighborhood little league field with a munificent display of power Monday in winning the 2016 MLB All-Star Game Home Run Derby. Stanton’s 61 taters under a brilliant west coast sunshine would have tied Roger Maris for the most […]
The Worst Best Teams Of All-Time
The obligatory grace period of required respite and silence has passed in abstaining from mockery or satire towards Bay Area sports fans and the fate of their record setting team. It is now time to let loose the dogs. In celebration of the Golden State Warriors recent need for the Heimlich maneuver in an epic NBA Finals collapse at the […]
All-Star NFL Prisoners
The absolute zenith of the sporting world’s deep and frozen Winter is exactly one week away as the aftermath of the MLB All Star Game yields no scheduled games and rare instances of viable content. At this point a certain percentage of the fanbase begins dreaming about Fall and the onset of college football and the NFL. In […]
The Parody of Parity: Kevin Durant Becomes A Warrior
Add the Seattle Sonics to the list of teams that can possibly compete for a runner-up trophy with other every team NBA not named the Golden State Warriors. With Durant’s reboant signing of 2 year contract with the Warriors, Seattle which was left at the alter and franchise-less by Starbucks magnate Howard Schulz in 2007, has as good […]