The obligatory grace period of required respite and silence has passed in abstaining from mockery or satire towards Bay Area sports fans and the fate of their record setting team. It is now time to let loose the dogs. In celebration of the Golden State Warriors recent need for the Heimlich maneuver in an epic NBA Finals collapse at the […]
All-Star NFL Prisoners
The absolute zenith of the sporting world’s deep and frozen Winter is exactly one week away as the aftermath of the MLB All Star Game yields no scheduled games and rare instances of viable content. At this point a certain percentage of the fanbase begins dreaming about Fall and the onset of college football and the NFL. In […]
The Parody of Parity: Kevin Durant Becomes A Warrior
Add the Seattle Sonics to the list of teams that can possibly compete for a runner-up trophy with other every team NBA not named the Golden State Warriors. With Durant’s reboant signing of 2 year contract with the Warriors, Seattle which was left at the alter and franchise-less by Starbucks magnate Howard Schulz in 2007, has as good […]
MLB and Fort Bragg Write History
In a gesture and collaboration that is long overdue, America’s Pastime will spend an evening with America’s heroes July 3. Though the tepid match-up between the Miami Marlins and Atlanta Braves will soon be lost in the haze of the past, the historic off-field and interesting storylines are sure to bring an onset of goosebumps. Sunday’s […]
The College Team From South Carolina That Shocked The World
In the complete definition of multi-layered anomaly, planet NCAA was granted a brief respite and the shackles from a reputation of ardent bureaucracy rivaling the dystopia of the International Olympic Commission were briefly removed by a modern fairy tale on the baseball diamond. Coastal Carolina won the 2016 NCAA Baseball Championship. If that statement does not facilitate […]
5 Olympics And Still He Remains A Man
World record holding swimmer Michael Phelps remarkable 16 year run on the world stage has culminated in yet another trip to the Games, as the 18 time gold medalist earned the opportunity to add to his to medal collection. Phelps, who will turn 31 on the last day of June, has outlasted regimes, lexicon, and technological norms, […]