The virtue signaling of carboard fans on multiple fronts, and the painfully off-key rhythm of live Korean professional baseball shouldering the responsibility for the entire sporting entertainment industry during the Covid-19 April terror hangover highlight the award winners of a year that should never be measured in winners and losers. Only the relentless stream of […]
New York Stock Exchange Backtracks On Mission To Bar Certain Chinese Stocks
In practicing an unrealistic idealistic Laissez-Faire approach to governing free market principles, the NYSE board of Directors reneged on a recent decision to ban a trio of Chinese telecom stocks compromised by an alleged collaborative relationship with the People’s Liberation Army. Leadership at the world’s largest stock exchange was probably wary of the pureness of […]
Lost In Space- Legacy Of Aviation Legend Caught In The Spiraling Backwash Of Despair
Challenging the basis of physics and two billion years of ocular refinement and evolution of those lucky to be have both feet firmly on the ground, Chuck Yeager locked horns with the gravity devil in a glorified experimental ballistic missile highlighting stubby excuses for wings appropriately named the X-1. The pristine aqua blue heights towering […]
Rating The Beasts- 2020 Election ShufflesThe Cable News Hierarchy
“F***book and Twitter, get out of the pool! It is not open swim yet,” the booming voice of the YMCA lifeguard sporting a lampshade is just condescending enough to prove a point, and yet campily overbearing in a municipal park ranger bubble window driving van desert landscape motif creeper sort of way. (No mustaches were […]
The Cruelty Of Futurism- A Terribly Bad Santa Ruins Christmas With Backhanded Slam Of Second Amendment
The putrid consequences of five decades of ideology are finally coming into fruition and are forcefully and shockingly being interwoven with the retail culture. While disciples of the pseudo-intellectual hierarchy incredulously entertain visions of grandeur and indiscriminately drool to vivid scenes of sanctimonious mind porn teeming with dialogue centered around being “the chosen one”, commerce […]
In Fabricated Breaking News- Unanchored Island-Sized Iceberg Floats In The Southern Ocean
The regression of tactful degenerative actions over the last sixty years occupying the gray region separating disturbing behavior and petty crimes, the light year contrast between scathing public politicized banners celebrating the First Amendment and Anthony Weiner selfies condemning basic decency, boils down to the elimination of the attention span. Browsing over the micro-headlines tantamount […]
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