The stage coalesces with the turquoise backdrop of a whitecapped Atlantic under angry marbled cotton candy skies teeming with potential resounding thunderclaps and a general sense of malaise lacking the ethereal spark of electricity and posterity. Roll the opening theme and cue the Rod Roddy: “Live From Palm Beach, Florida, It’s The Democratic Price Is Right. And Now Here Is Your Host, Nikki Fried!”
Oh, and by the way, the taxpayers are on the hook for $15 million in production costs and the extensive security furnished by state patrol.
The script would interface beautifully with the lexicon and juvenile mentality of an 1980’s gameshow, minus the fun indicating the glaring absence of a likeable and amiable personality. While the circuitous illogical loop and the presence of groupthink would dominate the dark underlying theme of unmitigated hate worthy of believable futuristic dystopia proliferating throughout the set, the motif laden with hypocrisy, the domineering and cannibalistic faction of US politics would hijack the entire dialogue with all the subtlety of a triggered tyrant unsatisfied as to green shade of manicured grass.
Apparently, paying homage at public buildings to the memory of Rush Limbaugh in flying flags at half-staff is sacrilege to Florida Democrats.
Florida governor Ron DeSantis innocently flirted with fate, and temporarily restructured the new world order that decrees that all successful white men are exploitative bigots and probable misogynists in savagely preying on unattractive female colleagues, by ordering that the Sunshine state honor the legacy of Rush Limbaugh in flying flags at half-staff at all government instillations. His timely and reasonable gesture in recognizing that Limbaugh was a state resident for two decades was met with an onerous self-driving vehicle operator defiance in deliberately not paying attention to the road backlash and instead enamored by a smartphone gaming session of Grand Theft Auto during rush hour, by the dissidents cutely role playing ideological firing squad on opposing political views disguised as mid-morning game show.
Fried, the highest ranking state Democratic official as Agricultural Commissioner, and a gaggle of liberal associates, very publicly and shamefully took exception to DeSantis’s mandate, and used personalized words of disdain to counteract their party platforms, and abruptly terminate the honeymoon and temporary grace period of Biden’s inauguration, and any positive inclinations surrounding the amazing development of the Covid-19 vaccine. In the wake of the smarmy and classless gesture to tarnish the reputation of Limbaugh while managing to revise history once again, the participants in the strange clone of The Price Is Right, earned a collective gasp from the beachfront studio audience, as attendees realized that the game was rigged and is never fair, when a group of lawmakers use a preemptive and unethical narrative to forward a nefarious agenda.
While Fried remained at least somewhat diplomatic in attempting to explain her position of not complying with flying the flags at half-staff, other party members were not as gracious. St. Petersburg mayor and former state legislator Rick Kriseman went full on frontal feral, in claiming Limbaugh was a “bigot”, a “racist”, and “blatantly homophobic”, choice terms carefully cherrypicked by a cretinous troglodyte who obviously never listened to the show for more than a segment. Kriseman’s visceral rant full of mistruths typifies the playbook of most extremists, resort to slanderous accusations and platitudes when discussing a political adversary, a reprehensible position considering the party platform preaches togetherness and a one-world hand holding celebration. The mayor’s controversial comments hit the Twittersphere with a disheartening thud, and after precious seconds in being processed through reactionaries and activists, in a troubling and disgusting iteration of reality, the memory or Rush became tainted by all the lies, rumors and innuendo perpetuated by bullies such as Kriseman.
According to Federal Election Election Commission public records, Kriseman donated $350 to the Democratic Executive Committee of Florida in the 2011 for god knows what in supporting a powerful organization that defies original thought and vaporizes sensible cerebral patterns. The invasive committee has its paws in all levels of state politics and is a well-funded mechanism of disruption, while disingenuously promoting Democracy, and secretly pining for Socialism.
Thus far in 2021, the DECF has received over $192 thousand in contributions, and donors include attorney Abigail Koppel attorney, wife of the pesky billionaire Les Wexner. Wexner, the brain behind the Victoria’s Secret brand, has been tied to the late and closest human to the Satan himself, the despicable Jeffrey Epstein, indicating that Florida may be a strong red state currently, however, there are certain ominous forces ready to alter the political climate in the short-term for the worst.
This is exactly what the affluent tentacle of radicalism breeds, and the innocent thought provoking parlor trick of Kevin Bacon’s six degrees of separation, is more like a two layered highway to hell linking demonstrative creeps like Wexner to radioactive charlatans like Kriseman. Amid this culture, an onerous tycoon in the mold of Wexner, can embark on a Netflix binge in the comfort of their own spooky mausoleum, while a snippy mutt of a minion pays lip service, leaving constituents, small business owners, and honest and ethical Americans at the whim of a level of darkness indescribable in nature when compared to the finality and riddle of the most daunting and transfixing of quantum singularities.
With all things being forcibly unequal, certain hate mongering Democrats, possibly sociopathic, but probably overtly indifferent, cannot just allow a former figurehead and transparency in government advocate, Rush Limbaugh, to be remembered as a cutting-edge pioneer who redefined radio and ultimately planted the seeds instrumental in prompting the inception of social media. This festering hypocrisy and two-headed dichotomous behemoth of conditional empathy, only supports one of Limbaugh’s key talking points illuminating a major flaw in the progressive mindset- the decrepit ulterior motive to gain control and power at all costs. The idea of exploiting the idea of championing the underdog is tawdry window dressing that would not even pass for gaudy culture on the Las Vegas strip, the emptiness of the gesture a perfect compliment to aforementioned Black Hole metaphor.
But Kriseman as gratuitously forced his way into the news cycle with WWE style trash talk that amazingly became fact for many of those on the Left, which is both an indictment as to the death to of the attention span, and the ugly pathological dissonance of a group of people who want to believe so bad that the system has failed them. “They” will stop at nothing until the shackles of societal reappropriation sentences every last freedom to a solitary cell on death row.
Today, the sensible residents of Florida face a minor crises fueled by an egregious political statement diminishing the memory of true patriot in elected officials blatantly ignoring a Governor’s order, while tomorrow the consequences of premediated cold-blooded regretful actions may not be so moderate.
For the yearly price of a membership at LA Fitness, Kriseman and is allied to a relentless and regressive cause that does not have the best interests of the voters even on the radar screen, and would rather tamper with free speech than admit to wrongdoing or practice any variation of accountability in serving a callous and growing bureaucratic entity. The worst part is that he can’t shut up when situational awareness calls for it, and is destined to earn $10 thousand per pop on the lecture circuit once he retires wealthy from money accumulated from the public coffers.
Back to the host Nikki Fried on the stunning beach stage location of the foreboding gameshow– “Mayor Kriseman, what do you bid for this exclusive package to kill freedom?”
The Manatees in the nearby estuary are even more lackadaisical floating in the leisurely currents of a world purposefully detached from reality.
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