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HILARIOUS, AND TRUE: You Know You’re From California When…

April 21, 2018 By Erik Walters


People in 49 states and half of California are scratching their heads as residents of the Golden State continue down a path that is leading them . . . nowhere. Actually, much worse than nowhere.

In spite of their ‘caring’ pretense and the holier than thou attitude that oozes out of every corrupt politician, they spend most of their time, money and effort perpetuating their problems rather than changing track to fix them.

“I Just Don’t Get It. Don’t Californians Ever Learn?”

California breaks most of the records for crime, debt, poverty, illegal immigration, dependance, pollution, unemployment, high taxes, sexual confusion, gangs, homelessness, racial division, the list goes on and on. Yet somehow they see themselves as leaders of the free world. Now they want to cut themselves off from mainland USA and become their own country.  Insane?

“They couldn’t even begin to supply themselves with water.”

Here’s a good laugh at California’s expense from thefederalistpapers:

You know you’re from California if …

1. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.

2. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

 5. You can’t remember . . . is pot illegal?

6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.

8. You can’t remember . . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can’t remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every news station: “STORM WATCH.”

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones.

16. Or it’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator was your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license. If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one.

21. Your taxes are building another super train to nowhere!

22. You laugh when people from other states complain about traffic

23. You continue to vote Democrat, in spite of all the above.


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