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The Golden State Gets Creatively Punk’d

January 3, 2018 By Conn Williamson

Apparently, profiling the majority of California’s population outside of the crazed confines of politics, as progressive, poli-gendered, and antifa narcissists with a propensity for serial veganism, does not quite equate to a reasonable or healthy perspective.

We will just agree to blame the impending subtle transformation of the entire southern half of the state into an official National Wildlife Preserve, on policy generated from Sacramento, and of course millions of gallons of brilliantly blue Pacific Ocean sea water coaxed inland by the many promises offered by the San Andreas Fault and the properties of plate tectonics. While the plausibility of schools of Great White sharks aggressively browsing the drowned boutiques of Rodeo Drive and attempting to purchase esoteric and rare multicolored silk Java scarves through tactics of intimidation brings a smile to one’s face, in reality the cosmopolitan fashion consultants see a much more horrific display of opioid and trust fund belligerence in proximity to the cash register on a daily basis, a whole scenario that is capped off by a genetically mutated rodent-dog, yapping and pooping in a purse. The sharks do not stand a chance.

In bringing sanity back to the conversation and street cred back to the populace, an individual or group or warriors for reason and freedom, allegedly made enhancements to a number of “Welcome to California” road signs, and mocking the state’s official morph into a sanctuary state, a move that was made official by the competent and effective face of West coast politics, in the form of Governor Jerry Brown. Brown and officials in Oregon and Washington should take a serious look in succeeding from the Union and creating a refuge for progressives, socialist, dissidents, and social justice warriors, who all share in the grand dream of boundless government and simply feeling good for driving a Prius, or feel great in tossing out the term “privilege”. 

The Washington Examiner chronicles the humorous and biting “official” looking additions to the signs, as travelers are greeted by, “OFFICIAL SANCTUARY STATE” “Felons, Illegals, and MS13 Welcome!” “Democrats Need The Votes!” The politically charged rogue markers are featured on border crossings from Arizona, Nevada, and Oregon.

As only one of the signs has been neutralized by the personal security detail of Nancy Pelosi, which included former elite military members armed with rifles and drones, and at a cost of only $500 thousand of state money, the state legislature is calling for an emergency session in order to organize responsible government spending and transparency in the complete removal of the remaining prank materials.

The important question is, if caught will the person or person(s) responsible for this completely appropriate and relevant act of civil discourse be prosecuted? This is not a simple answer within the political and ideological maelstrom of the Left coast, as factors such as gender, race, sexual orientation, and income level all have to be taken into account to determine if jail time is merited or is the metal works activated in forging a public honor. Remember, in California, anything is possible, as in 2017 a convicted murderer serving a life sentence was allowed a sex change operation, and all of it on the tax payer’s dime.

Read the Washington Examiner article.

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