The flash mob was as coordinated as an Edo period Ninja assault on the quarters of the Shogun. Armed with smartphones, some carrying crowbars and others donning jumbo backpacks, the cadre of economic rioters rapidly emerged from the shroud of night in a flanking maneuver that Sun-Tzu and Africanus would have envied as the assault […]
Communist News Network Garners Numerous Awards
With the broadcast legacy of Ted Turner intertwined with the putrid ideology of “Hanoi” Jane, the Chinese News Network (CNN) is currently facing an identity crises, as the coalescence between soccer moms and the hipster suburban dog nannies sends shockwaves across the domain of online surveys. While the ratings hurl themselves off the antenna array […]
Pedaling Mobility- A Glamping Trip Powered By The Heart
At one point in history, YouTube was the unrivaled mecca for self-expression, the modern iteration of hundreds of hours of Charades on the playground condensed into the ultimate user experience. But things have certainly changed within the 15-second attention span of the trending, as the streaming social media site is as ancient as the fax […]
Fraud Or Job? The Big Tech Hiring And Immigration Scandal
Prevalent among West coast city future shock culture, self-driving vehicles operated by HB-1 visa workers and plastered with multiple stickers announcing “New Driver- Please Be Patient”, threaten to overwhelm the burgeoning homeless encampments of stinking bums and hardcore drug users living in hovels constructed on sidewalks and public school athletic fields where students have to […]
The Power Of Social Media And The Decline Of News Aggregates
Within the everchanging ecosystem of the digital hierarchy, the perpetually drifting electronic continental plates conducive to the research acumen of geologists, rather than the tawdry skillset of professional marketers, decades are centuries, and hours are months. While F***book and Twitter constantly recalibrate their algorithms for the purpose of revenue and fostering a reverse double sting […]
America’s Pastime Just Received A Boost- The Modernization Of The Diamond
The metaphor containing facets of jovial linearity illustrates just how insane the ecosystem has devolved outside of the Metaverse and ChatGPT. Real life is now a digital comic book with writers from “The Simpsons” providing the ironic accents to a divine satirical gonzo production of irreverence. Between the four Bud Light distributors groveling about forthcoming […]
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