A certain San Francisco 49ers quarterback was unable to visit the polls, as the controlled chaos and the quasi-Einsteinian layering of the significant and dense and plume and plumage, effectively hindered the faintest notions of the critical thinking process. The bureaucratic NASA is pining for the opportunity to study the “Fro” and the potential for use as an energy source or […]
Cranky Liberal Democrats Talk Succession
While the calls on the crises phone line in King County, Washington exponentially increased in the waning moments of election coverage Tuesday night after the realization that Trump would be sworn in as the next POTUS resonated in the collective minds of progressives, two realities became apparent. In one of the two predominant epicenters of technical innovation in […]
Snake Feels “Buyers Remorse” After Purchasing Airline Ticket
A Green Viper snake (Trimeresurus stejnegeri) was peacefully enjoying the next leg of a North American tour in the overhead luggage compartment of a flight from Torreon, Mexico to Mexico City, when things started to go wrong. The Snake who has chosen anonymity and the name “Mildred”, apparently distracted by the festive dimensions of a piñata in the style […]
I Gave My Ballot To A Convicted Felon
As we walked to our vehicles after a stirring and physically taxing hour of pick-up basketball at the local YMCA, I turned to Dave and asked him to briefly give me a psychological profile of both presidential “candidates”. Dave served as a mental health professional for nearly four decades, and I had vested trust his […]
Smart Plants Act As Bomb Detectors
Spinach may finally relinquish its title as the facilitator of terror at the dinner table for generations of children thanks to a recent innovation by MIT researchers and scientists. In an article published by MIT News, the fusion of the much-maligned super food with nanotechnology in creating a viable technological base for identifying the chemical […]
“Suits” Lives Matter?
The Seattle Seahawks ceaseless chirping bird is at it again, as polarizing cornerback Richard Sherman is calling the NFL commissioner out for taking the “fun” out of the game and thereby adversely damaging ratings. According to CBS Sports.com, the outspoken diplomat ranted his way under a heavy salvo of words and continued an increasingly disturbing “good cop, […]
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