The dreary post-election hangover and defeatist mentality of those sworn to emigrate far away from this great nation has spawned excuses, accusations and conspiracy theories, some of which exist as veritable entities complete with complex layers of bizarre, circuitous logic. Dream teams captained by despondent faculty of waywardly brilliant post graduate candidates are willfully forced […]
Did You Vote For Facebook In The Election?
As Donald Trump, family and staff wade through the treacherous shallows of shifting tides and ominous predators, the seemingly arduous peregrination to inauguration day pulsates with the impassioned echoes of pre-election posts and intrapersonal exchanges via the “social network”. The Left claims that what end-users construed as reliable information and ultimately “news” from the vast jungle of trending […]
VIDEO: Man Uses Drone To End Marriage
Outside of the disciplines of scientific research, mapping and agricultural applications, drones or unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) have a sordid track record thanks to the assault on privacy because of the ambiguous definition of public airspace. Currently, the Federal Aviation Administration is working to create a clear definition of the exact boundaries of airspace and privacy. In […]
“Afro”- Style Haircut Prevents NFL Brat From Voting
A certain San Francisco 49ers quarterback was unable to visit the polls, as the controlled chaos and the quasi-Einsteinian layering of the significant and dense and plume and plumage, effectively hindered the faintest notions of the critical thinking process. The bureaucratic NASA is pining for the opportunity to study the “Fro” and the potential for use as an energy source or […]
Cranky Liberal Democrats Talk Succession
While the calls on the crises phone line in King County, Washington exponentially increased in the waning moments of election coverage Tuesday night after the realization that Trump would be sworn in as the next POTUS resonated in the collective minds of progressives, two realities became apparent. In one of the two predominant epicenters of technical innovation in […]
Snake Feels “Buyers Remorse” After Purchasing Airline Ticket
A Green Viper snake (Trimeresurus stejnegeri) was peacefully enjoying the next leg of a North American tour in the overhead luggage compartment of a flight from Torreon, Mexico to Mexico City, when things started to go wrong. The Snake who has chosen anonymity and the name “Mildred”, apparently distracted by the festive dimensions of a piñata in the style […]
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