While OJ Simpson is the perpetual poster board for the USC hammer mechanism and will breaking toss sweep of “student body” left or right, NCAA football was untarnished by the former Heisman trophy winner’s off the field freak show of a legendary reality television series now streaming on the Peacock app. When Saturday Night Live […]
Elmer Fudd Can Actually Go Hunting Again
Ensnared by the incessant rhetoric of Bloomberg and a certain group of moms calling for ambiguity into what all boils down to tyranny in the end, producers of the latest episodes of the Loony Toons cartoon franchise reluctantly opted to revive Elmer Fudd’s Second Amendment Rights, and restore him from a brief deconstruction to the […]
US Women’s National Soccer Team Scores More Press For Interpretive Gaff
With cash registers chiming in synchrony to the ethereal cultural critique of a Pink Floyd sick baseline lambasting the free market, the ladies of the USWNT are once again embroiled in a cauldron of Soviet cabbage, except this time it is not their damn fault. As social media remains the medieval curse of a callous […]
Gun Control Activists Dupe Second Amendment Advocates To Appear At A Fake Graduation
Treading water to stay afloat in the treacherous tidal bores of fake news, righteousness is at the precarious currents of viral trends defining a society which has developed a troubling resistance to virtue. While a dime store philosopher can argue that the extremities of both sides of the political ledger share equal responsibility for the […]
CNN Sneaks Plea For More Gun Control With Article On Rising Knife Violence In China
Inevitability has reached the shimmering Manhattan newsroom headquarters of wavering media behemoth CNN, as the network, which received a vital infusion of audience growth during the 2020 election and the Covid-19 pandemic, is once again enduring a self-induced plateau of stagnation. With a complete absence of journalistic integrity aside, the corporatized town crier founded by […]
Two Strict Gun Control Bills Pass In Oregon Setting The Stage For Copycat Legislation
Oregon Governor Kate Brown is the epitome of a progressive by actively imposing legislation that she and colleagues deem looks good on paper, but in reality, is an absolute train wreck in costing tax paying law-abiding citizens billions in undoing the damage. It’s like a bad rendition of “Lord of The Flies”, as individuals marooned […]