After “progressiving” his way into a unprecedented and disputed 6th term, Alexander Lukashenko, a throwback to the blood thirsty dictators of the 20th century, has managed to incite the populace of Belarus in the wake of his faux election win in 2020, and the rest of the free world after his militant and blatantly undiplomatic […]
Weekly Digest: Caitlyn Sets Them Straight
As down to earth parents everywhere dread explaining to their teenage daughter why she got cut from the basketball team in favor of a rugged 6’4 225 pound transgender female, it took the likes Caitlyn Jenner to provide crucial perspective during these intolerably confusing times. The former Olympic gold medal winning track star, knows a […]
Managing Your Landscape By Taking Control Of Your Sprinkler System
As the bounty of Spring yields a cornucopia of pollen and regrowth, many homeowners revisit the familiar and disappointing impasse that they are in fact not the CEO of their own garden. Even though they are abound with wisdom, over the years they have been relegated to a middle management position by the dulling cycle […]
Oh March Madness, How We Missed Ye
Once again flanked by Paddy O’Brien in the terraced alleyway near the Wilde Rover pub, the old codger has a charming case of Turrets. Taking a subversive a precursory St. Patrick’s Day nip of the Creature from an airplane bottle and propped up by a Goose head cane, he laughs at the keen pun naming […]
These Insects Redefine “The Groove”
In a testament to the idea that the mating instinct prevails, a concept first introduced in Palm Desert, California at the literal hotspot of The Nest restaurant and lounge in the late 1990’s, a tiny jumping spider is rewriting the abridged history of lust. The vibrant confines of The Nest, featuring a throng of people […]
Liberty Park Press Weekly Digest- The Final Countdown
Welcome the LPP weekly summary of news and views the mainstream press will not touch with one entitled brain cell, leaving a score of net zero on the Ted Turner fact checking scale. The clock is ticking loudly as the days, minutes and seconds countdown to the end of election season, and the obligatory threats […]