The brass of Major League baseball has succumbed to pawning inuendo at the local swap meet that almost elicited a frenzied response and haiku rap from Sir Mix-a-Lot causing an EMP in Andorra. “Pete Rose to the Hall of Fame!” goes viral. To compensate for the current variation of the game that at its height […]
Tales From The Hardwood- The NBA Is DOA
Former NBA star Kevin McHale appeared on the NBC hit primetime comedy of “Cheers”, where his character ultimately faced an existential crisis in obsessing over and counting the number bolts securing the parquet floor of the mecca for basketball that is Boston Garden. While the script of McHale’s odyssey was hilariously bizarre, certain modern athletes […]
Keying A Legacy- The Maelstrom Of The Tesla Witch Trial
The burning legacy of the Salem Witch Trials and tribulations is muted as Springtime powers forward to Summer, with the backdrop of an obscure group of extremists trading criminal performance art for their souls. What has become the most blatantly epic example of the adult “Tide pod” challenge, soon coming to a social media […]
Weirdness Is The New Norm In Collegiate Athletics
As the NCAA men’s basketball tournament has nearly concluded with all the subtlety of a Chinese tariff and subsequent celebrations involving fireworks that do not involve Xi’s regime, the last calendar year has been interesting in and unsettlingly fashion. Formerly known as the amateur athletics, sports involving scholarships now identify as a semi-professional syndicate of […]
Subsistence And Growth Management- An Encore To Submission
“The consistency of steadiness achieves relativistic speeds, time a training partner with light”- the opaque conclusion a product of the Biden regime and a confusing interpretation of the future shock modernity of the world as the theater community is predicted to release another stirring musical celebrating the divine comedy of mutilation and self-deprecation of Caucasian […]
Schools Penalized After Fan Altercation at PA High School Basketball Game
Sportsmanship is one of the fundamental tenets of high school athletics around the United States, but a recent incident at a Pennsylvania high school basketball playoff game that got national attention seems to call that into question. So much so state high school sports leaders have made a bold decision regarding discipline for the two […]