In the “dupside uown” world of the current era of innovation, the powers that be at the Federal Aviation Association are recommending that the Trump administration fund updates to what the agency calls “antiquated aircraft control hardware” with a price tag hovering in the billions and safety at a premium. As Americans already face the […]
Dumpling Defense And The Futility Of Anti-Gun Municipalities
The riddle of the week sponsored by the People’s Republic of California includes various components in the absence of logic which includes; a San Francisco suburb barring firearms through passive aggressively/aggressive Medieval trials of indulgences, an Chinese-American attempting to empower a population that the liberal mainstream media describes as “marginalized”, and the general vitriol of […]
The Trending Hustle of America’s Pastime
The brass of Major League baseball has succumbed to pawning inuendo at the local swap meet that almost elicited a frenzied response and haiku rap from Sir Mix-a-Lot causing an EMP in Andorra. “Pete Rose to the Hall of Fame!” goes viral. To compensate for the current variation of the game that at its height […]
Fallout From Ongoing The Post Apocalyptic Dating Scene
The surrender to DEI has reached a crescendo, and humanity has succumbed to the charming demeanor of AI (at least for now), the merciless Zombie invasion, and the “brave new world” of worshiping militant pet rights as single women in Democratically controlled major cities subscribe to the ideology of misandry hurled into relevance by the […]
Tales From The Hardwood- The NBA Is DOA
Former NBA star Kevin McHale appeared on the NBC hit primetime comedy of “Cheers”, where his character ultimately faced an existential crisis in obsessing over and counting the number bolts securing the parquet floor of the mecca for basketball that is Boston Garden. While the script of McHale’s odyssey was hilariously bizarre, certain modern athletes […]
Keying A Legacy- The Maelstrom Of The Tesla Witch Trial
The burning legacy of the Salem Witch Trials and tribulations is muted as Springtime powers forward to Summer, with the backdrop of an obscure group of extremists trading criminal performance art for their souls. What has become the most blatantly epic example of the adult “Tide pod” challenge, soon coming to a social media […]
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