“You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato,” Let’s Call The Whole Grandstanding Merry Go Round Of The Green Movement Thing Off

Cue the jaunty jazzy tune of Let’s Call the Whole thing off with echoing percussion finger snaps…  Enter stage left a mobile ice age wispy glacier… Enter stage right a mobile angry burning sun with a furrowed brow of discontent… Lower Al Gore donning a smock overrun by question marks to center stage. 

The periphery of the Green New Deal, which originated as a fledgling seedling of the pseudo-intellectual astrological thought experiment worshiping Mother Gaea in the wake of the peace movement, is now enduring an epic midlife crises or what actuaries like to refer to as a “qualifying life event”. Harnessing principles of deconstructive criticism, the perpetually devolving life form produced under the dope laden shadowy Berkeley underworld on an expanse of grass adjacent to student union quad, faces yet another change in identity, as the radicals embracing the billion dollar scam matrix of the environmental movement endure heightened pressure from their supporters. Skepticism aside, even the most over-educated progressive idealists are questioning the rhetoric from a group of individuals abusing average intelligence in completely butchering basic scientific dogma, including a gross misinterpretation of thermodynamics.

The net result of this exothermic visceral reactions with surprising facets of logic, is that the controversial label for the apparent rape of the planet, climate change, is now being scuttled for, climate emergency, reports the Daily Caller, as desperation is surging through the ranks of activists and dissenters. This blatant call to action and insinuation that world is immediately going to hell, has reasonable people scratching their heads as to what level of hysteria extremist organizers will go to avert the steadfast ideals associated with pursuing truth, while pursuing a toxic agenda. Ironically, the adoption of subversive and aggressive mechanisms in spreading propaganda comes just weeks after the United Nations released the results of an extensive study on the state of the climate in a 708 page report, which includes an entire chapter citing the absence of complete and substantial data sets in providing support for computer models showing the impact by humanity on the environment, and temperature predictions. The retort to a lack of evidence is simple, employ the incredulous tactic of disguising and deflecting. In this case, a drastic change of lexicon will surely buy enough time for another generation of felonious research to emerge and wipe the slate clean, just as the self-driving vehicle manufactures relying on heavy subsidies from the pockets of tax payers claim a reduced environmental footprint, yet fail to mention the hazardous nightmare situation created by the tedious disposal requirements of volatile batteries.

Words of wisdom from a different generation. At the vortex of the “he said/she said/it said” resounding conundrum manifested in a societal quarrel of labels, where a homosexual turnip is a CEO, and a college course is a scintillating diary electing a ribbon snake to a Slurpee machine caucus, the entire world has lost its collective marbles, as the assault on traditional linguistics threatens the fundamental expression of free thought. The power of language misused for evil deeds and tidings supporting the cultural cottage industry of elitism trends with the young an the gullible, as reason morphs into an insufferable hypocritical mountainous terrain comprised of sorted and recycled detritus shipped in bulk from the US, and creating a substantial barrier amid the urban sprawl of China. The ancient architects of the Great Wall are gracefully ensured through spiritual components and middling party members that the perpetually growing pile of junk should be referred to as the “New Wall of Goodwill”, and is a testament to a one world planet. Meanwhile, heavy investors within the green movement haughtily chuckle as billions of dollars roll into coffers under the false pretense that recycling actually works. But society can enjoy the feel good self-aggrandizing intoxicant of idealistic entitlement forged by superficial campaigns apparently meant to serve humanity, when in fact the majority of inefficient and inane to the point of stupidity acts of kindness backfire in ultimately equating to a crater of detriment in wasting energy and resources.

The game has virtually no rules as long as an agenda forged by nascent group think is being forwarded. Hence, a species of duck succumbing to the rigors of evolution is renamed a “Jeweled Lesser Pond Princess”, a casual glance from a white male to a female in a Seattle bar becomes an “aggressive leer” with associated underlying nuances of sexual deviancy and rape, and the next ice age transforms from “global warming” into “climate change” and into the hipster dictionary entry of “climate emergency”. This ridiculous merry go round of insanity is why Bernie Sanders is even relevant in pawning off the shackles of socialism on the populace as some sort of magical formula facilitating utopia by the simple inclusion of the term “democratic”. In a world where absolutes are discounted for political correctness, the only emergency is the strong possibility that society is losing touch with truth, or in other words a death of a nation. Blind activism and junk science funding lucrative and unethical business ventures- Let’s call the whole thing off.

Read the Daily Caller story here.