
There exists a naively incessant new kid on the political block painting blue pastels on a blank canvas with a fervor that rivals the antics of early 20th activist Emma Goldman.
While the venerable Elizabeth Warren pretends to be of Native American ancestry in earning a Jeep Cherokee, recently elected Mayor of Seattle Katie Wilson claims to be a leader through indirect rhetoric and Liberal tangerine dreams of planting bouquets of Peonies shoved and crammed into the barrels of guns.
Wilson epitomizes the “Information Age” era of data analysis that fails to emulate or even describe reality. In the words of the modern innovation techniques, the sandbox of the software world where ideas evolve into reality has replaced the greasy whiteboard, and is becoming exceedingly bombarded by unrelenting puns from ideological instigators which notably features a distain for guns through a bias percolating through elected officials.
The for hire politician Wilson, a known minion to forward special interests and countercultural power brokers, is satirically referred to among critics of bureaucracy as an unlikely likeness in name only to pop star Katy Perry. In a beauty contest not in the eye of the beholder between the Katies hosted by RuPaul and officiated by now retired Nancy Pelosi as the quasi-celebrity host minus the disregard for term limits that extend beyond the Congress, the heat is literally on for the battle of the next 15-second duration of a collective attention span.
In lieu of the results the Seattle public servant figure lacking the iridescent captivating eyes of the American Idol host and a complete dearth of personality, Wilson has unveiled plans in the city to enact further strict gun control measures within the borders of a dystopian territory of discontent and a steady growth of violent crimes, as businesses such as Amazon have already made exit strategy plans to flee the city which has perfected the model coddling felons and unrelenting taxation. This comes in the wake of the shooting tragedy at the Bite of Seattle community event, where once again the hypocrisy of firearms restriction activists and their hopelessly optimistic policies failed to prevent seven people from being shot. The reality remains that law-abiding citizens fight the battle to continue to exercise their fundamental rights and protecting themselves and their loved ones from people with bad intentions, as savage miscreants do not apparently exist in the jaded world view of idealists.
On the tab of the tax payer, Wilson has declared in the wake of the travesty that public funds will be allocated to programs that increase police patrols and superficially constructed programs that are implemented to allegedly curb violence. In reality the mandates are drops in a leaky bucket that equate to a net zero effect to improve the overall safety of citizens. Since being elected, the politician has been heavily scrutinized and criticized for simply being a figurehead for extreme political stances and campaigns that could eventually eliminate the rule of law and civility.
Similar to heavily blue cities on the Left coast, Seattle has scene a influx of violent crimes fueled by the transgressional factors of a dwindling staff of law enforcement professionals and a lack of support from the city council. The unwillingness of appointed and elected judges to prosecute the felonious criminal element and enablement are at the forefront of a botched attempt at societal engineering. As “do the crime and save the time” has become the trending mantra for politicians in serious need of a history lesson, the 100 year cycle of lunacy is being halved with each decade, as the race to prominence of idiocy is illustrated by graphic comic books and facts that are misplaced in the ambush of time.














