As the witch trials of sexual harassment allegations are spreading between the coasts like a wildfire of ultraviolet lemmings threatening to swarm the very basis of social mores, the concept of decency now resides within the frictionless field of a rogue superconductor, as the boundaries and definition seem to change with a case by case […]
A Cure For Baldness? If You Don’t Mind Being Mickey Mouse
Imagine a world teeming with people on the sidewalks of major cities rocking long flowing and vibrant hairstyles tossing and teasing scandalously with the breeze as the baldness gene has effectively been eliminated. It’s easy if you try. Without inciting disturbing nostalgic visions of a certain musical which shocked audiences at the height of the […]
The Golden State Gets Creatively Punk’d
Apparently, profiling the majority of California’s population outside of the crazed confines of politics, as progressive, poli-gendered, and antifa narcissists with a propensity for serial veganism, does not quite equate to a reasonable or healthy perspective. We will just agree to blame the impending subtle transformation of the entire southern half of the state into […]
INSTANT DEATH: ISIS Gets Their Ass Kicked! But They Keep On Shooting?
Whatever That Is In The Sky, I Certainly Wouldn’t Shoot At It! ISIS Shoots At U.S. Helicopter, The Response Is Instant The thing in the sky is a U.S. military helicopter loaded for bear. As the chopper surveys the area, overzealous ISIS idiots keep shooting at it. The problem is, for them, that the chopper […]
An NFL Player Who Defends Values?
NFL “sophomore” Carson Wentz has managed to avoided the doldrums of a slump by literally taking the Philadelphia Eagles nation and the entire NFL by storm this year with his brilliant play on and off the field. Not to be confused with the frenzied blast of arctic air as the entire Northeast weathers treacherous conditions […]
This Football Junkie Was A True Fanatic
The highs and lows of the sporting world are directly responsible for the love/hate relationship embraced with open arms from the average fan, and span the entire emotional spectrum. As the religious followers of teams know, ranging from the casual couch potato to the traveling season ticket holder groupie, that the on the field performance […]
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