When will we learn? If Zuckerberg and the insatiable data collection gestapo over at the galactic advertising agency disguised as a social network is not enough, the adorable songbird supervising the destruction of the English language at the center for 280 characters or less just tweeted a gargantuan “Oops!”, complete with the obligatory Seinfeld-grade explanation point […]
Third Illinois County Opts For “Firearms Sanctuary” Status
Maybe the rustbelt of Chicagoland pollutes the collective common sense of the Illinois state legislature, or it could be the hangover from six decades of Daley and Obama straight to the side of the head politics? As elected officials rarely get it right, it is of no surprise that politicians lose touch with the reality […]
Surfer Builds 80 Foot Skyscraper In The Ocean, Breaks World Record
It’s not everyday that one encounters the wave of the century in the form of an eight story behemoth towering over the aqua blue waters of the ocean surface. For a Brazilian surfer chasing legendary status, his quest shrouded in brevity did not take him to the stereotypical dare devil beaches of Australia, California, or […]
He Sold His Soul To The Clintons For $10.48
“Dark is dark and night is night, donate to us with all your might. And we will become one.”- edict from the Clinton cult handbook. A millennial learned an invaluable lesson in dealing with politically active philanthropic groups, don’t give them a credit card number, especially when it involves Bill & Hillary, because the money will […]
Former SNL Cast Member Blasts Baldwin’s Trump Impersonation
It is well known fact that Alec Baldwin has reached a such deplorable level of political angst, that everything which drivels out of his mouth in reference to public policy is decadently obnoxious and typical of an elitist radical. The actor, who is most well-known for promising to leave the country in the wake of […]
The Jinx Of #1- Cleveland Drafts Baker Mayfield
Across the galactic expanse of the robust marketing gamut of the major professional sports, the deflating emotional letdown immediately following the official announcement of the first pick of the National Football League draft, completely unravels months of hype, gigabytes of content generated in predicting the cruel fate of the chosen team, and the perpetual future […]
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