Mark Zuckerberg Beats Trump To Building A Wall

Social Network mogul Mark Zuckerberg’s empire building has come to the residential and ironic front in the form of the construction of a wall surrounding his 700 acre Hawaiian Island compound.  As reported in the Garden Newspaper, the looming structure has caused a certain amount of angst within the community. While some of Zuckerberg’s neighbors on Kauai are irked at the existence of the 6-foot tall barrier bordering the exclusive property, the nation now awaits Trump’s response to his fellow multi-billionaire.  In April, Zuckerberg publicly criticized the presidential candidate’s policy on immigration and the possibility of building a wall between the US and Mexican border.  Here is the Trump campaign’s response.

Zuckerberg’s wall will possibly halt the migration of various small mammals, reptiles and vagrants, but it’s height falls short in comparison to the constructed barriers of fellow billionaires, including Bill Gate’s fortress in Medina, Washington.  This is an apt metaphor for his ideological misgivings.

Bill Gate’s Front Castle Turret Reaches Nearly 20 feet in Height (Courtesy Google Maps)