“Dark is dark and night is night, donate to us with all your might. And we will become one.”- edict from the Clinton cult handbook. A millennial learned an invaluable lesson in dealing with politically active philanthropic groups, don’t give them a credit card number, especially when it involves Bill & Hillary, because the money will […]
Former SNL Cast Member Blasts Baldwin’s Trump Impersonation
It is well known fact that Alec Baldwin has reached a such deplorable level of political angst, that everything which drivels out of his mouth in reference to public policy is decadently obnoxious and typical of an elitist radical. The actor, who is most well-known for promising to leave the country in the wake of […]
The Jinx Of #1- Cleveland Drafts Baker Mayfield
Across the galactic expanse of the robust marketing gamut of the major professional sports, the deflating emotional letdown immediately following the official announcement of the first pick of the National Football League draft, completely unravels months of hype, gigabytes of content generated in predicting the cruel fate of the chosen team, and the perpetual future […]
The In(di)visible Legion Of Gloom Should Drop Two Letters And Stay That Way
The results of the 2016 election are still raw for a few zany characters in the community that rival the cat and mouse pathological tug of war involving the emotional bloodbath of an epic breakup, where reality remains a one-sided unresolved nightmarish grasp at desperation in attaining some semblance of a lingering closure. For a […]
Goose, Goose, Duck? Teenager Encounters Surly Gander
A golf course is a haven for a diversity of wildlife (just ask the drink cart girl) as well as an array critters, due to the prevalence of turf, trees and an obvious abundance of adult beverages. However, at times the harmonious balance of a serene round at the local club is interrupted by an […]
Delivery To The Trunk Of Your Automobile? Amazon Pushes The Envelope Of Privacy
The gargantuan digital retail hub is constantly inventing new and careless methods of increasing the efficiency of deliveries, but at the cost of basic common sense. After announcing a bold plan last October to begin testing in-home services which literally gives couriers complete access to a home, the company has upped the stakes and now […]
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