As down to earth parents everywhere dread explaining to their teenage daughter why she got cut from the basketball team in favor of a rugged 6’4 225 pound transgender female, it took the likes Caitlyn Jenner to provide crucial perspective during these intolerably confusing times. The former Olympic gold medal winning track star, knows a […]
Wearing A Uniform And Carrying A Gun? Take Your Business Elsewhere!
A Seattle police officer cannot enjoy the simple things in life, as the reactionary lobby has warped the definition of policing to “Republican party racist killing mercenaries”, that area kindergarteners are even shunned and rushed to the school psychologist for immediate medication by their Democratic-leaning teacher for answering “What do you want to be when […]
Managing Your Landscape By Taking Control Of Your Sprinkler System
As the bounty of Spring yields a cornucopia of pollen and regrowth, many homeowners revisit the familiar and disappointing impasse that they are in fact not the CEO of their own garden. Even though they are abound with wisdom, over the years they have been relegated to a middle management position by the dulling cycle […]
The Indy 500 Of The Great Environmental Swindle- Washington State Legislature Passes Carbon Tax With A Disturbing Twist
The connotations distinguishing the numerous instances of the prevalent term “evergreen” in Pacific Northwest regionalism could have resounding effects nationally, that will unfortunately fall prey to the trending news hierarchy saturated by clickbait, fluff, and newly unleashed vernacular instantly forcing 70% of the country into a lingering irrelevancy. Whether it is the stately Douglas […]
…From Such Funerals As, “The Simpsons, We Hardly Knew Ye.”- The Cruel Fate Of Modern Comedy
On the impossible cragged experimental route to the wavering virgin summit of Yangmolong, the infinite counteracts with the arduous, as the intricate framework of belay, rope and pully terminus network abruptly fails in unveiling the vast emptiness of the sudden harrowing eloquence unshackled by the frigid alpine wind force of vertical gravity. After 32 years […]
The Phantom Of The Baseball Opera- An Experience In Tedious Fandom
“Sir” Andrew Lloyd Webber, the concept of a brainchild beyond the mayhem and charmingly 1980’s and 1990’s musical transgressions touched on the shoulder by the Queen, epitomizes the surreal. The whole fiasco of cosmic chaos emanating from the producer of Cat’s, Starlight Express, and the Phantom of the Opera should demand at least a write-in […]
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