After spending $4 billion on twos state of the art control centers, the computers compiled the concept of social distancing. The empty and rugged hinterlands of the middle North American continent, historically forever silent except for the annual inclement weather and bellowing windstorms now face a coordinate and moderate migration. In the absence of liberated […]
The Latest Driverless Vehicle Tragic Crash And Spy Games
At Waymo, the slogan of the Google self-driving vehicle testing program states, “We’ll leave the lights on for you at home or on the road.” A pair of feisty Silicon Valley titans ungraciously clashing over the future of the self-driving vehicle market, have taken a provocative and sultry decadent leather backseat to the documented antics […]
The Sporting World Is Postponed and Beer Supplies Are Plentiful- Leave It To The Goose
Office apps just became fun thanks to a new character in town. As the unified front of global sports fans orchestrated a prayer for professional golf to avoid the impending cancellation, the pious gesture of globalization registered a 5.1 on the UN Richter scale assessing potential threats to the agnostic lobby of oligarchs. Somewhere within […]
The Gravitation Towards Telecommuting- Reach Out And Ping Someone
The commute will be less of a hassle over the next few months as workers succumb to fears and changes in employment policy. The global demographic niche of teenagers has recently endured a prolonged bout of angst as two commodities necessary for a thriving survivability outside the confines of smartphones and social media, have reached […]
Paying The Price- Gargantuan Tech Firm Attempts To Legitimize News Delivery
Google CEO Sundar Pichai testifies in front of Congress in regards to privacy and political biases circulation around the tech world. Over two decades of information terraforming and oversold banner advertisements have completely convoluted the entire system of search engine results, a stagnant content marketplace strained by the presence of hybrid antiquated bots. The electronic […]
The Oscars Post Hangover- It Just Can’t Get Any Worse
In the decrepit aftermath of the cagily self-aggrandizing event celebrating copious magnitudes of liberal guilt generated by the realization that a minor talent transforms the average person into a raving elitist, and of course the scintillating scandalous evening gowns, the hellacious and insufferable tidal wave of post-apocalyptic fist bumping surely could not persist? Of course […]
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