Miraculously, the Jeff Bezos print and electronic billboard catering to the vast legions of the Amazonian empire, the Washington Post, for the briefest moments measured in pico-seconds, displayed a semblance of decency and tolerance in publishing the history behind NORAD profiling the whimsical, joyous and magical aerial maneuvers of old Saint Nick. The unexpected journey into […]
The Social Network Deflection Game Continues
Obscured within the shady shell game in the dank and dark southside Chicago alleyway of wondrous political intrigue and discontent, the concept of truth is adroitly camouflaged and manipulated with the nefarious prevarications of a politician accepting a bribe and allowing large haul gun thefts to shakedown at a regional freight yard railroad facility (This […]
Scotland’s Unbelievable Mountain Bike Daredevil Blows The Word Impossible Away!
Scotland’s daredevil mountain bike extraordinaire Danny MacAskill has stunned global audiences with his viral riding documentary titled, appropriately titled “Wee Day Out”. The short film, featuring picturesque and breathtaking vistas of the natural beauty of the diverse terrain of Scotland, combines MacAskill’s unique and refined skill-set in mastering an array of stunts on a bike. MacAskill of Glasgow, […]
The Anti-Christmas Season Starts Early This Year As Boy Falls Victim To An Egregious Theft
At 8-years-old, Jayce Collum has already inherited a collection of daunting wisdom meant for a lifetime, a reality incompatible with the formative and gentle lessons associated with childhood. Unfortunately, the kid has endured a series of unscrupulous and unjust tragic events, including bucking the odds and surviving a horrendous automobile accident which left him paralyzed […]
A Whale Of A Scandal- Governor Proposes $1.1 Billion To Appease Orcas
Nothing comes easy for Washingtonians, as the last two decades have brought forth putrid legislation and anti-freedom policy, a progressive affliction which rivals a library loitering disheveled pothead using the public facility to download Eritrean pornography featuring an array of barnyard animals, before retiring to his decrepit “home” which takes up two parking spots in […]
Privatized Space Travel- A Publicity Stunt Or A Tangible Venture?
After years of arduous delays softened by innovative and aggressive PR campaigns, assuring investors and science fiction fans that passenger service into space adheres to a feasible schedule not measured on the scale of the abyss between Chicago Cubs world series trophies, the miraculous happened Thursday. Willed by the relentless, impassioned and stubborn spirit of […]
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