With parity at a premium, the NCAA governing body enacted aggressive measures to literally even the playing field. The dynamic as unfair and unequitable as Nancy Pelosi judging a drag queen beauty contest during the height of Covid, while enjoying the dungeon. While the ancient incumbent will fortunately and ungraciously retire from politics after a […]
A Run For The Ages- Controversy Strikes At Altitude
The eternal question purifies the minds of those climbing the 15,000 foot base of the Himalayas to the pillars of the gods representing an unrelenting harness of death zones as the frailty of humanity is exposed to a frozen wonderland of Yetis and goblins born from the triumph over humankind-What is the sound of footsteps […]
The Notable Inference League (NIL)- A Circus Without A Soul
Cue the jaunty and pretentious music as the festive elephants donning glittering trunk pieces enter the ring from tent left, while the circus leader gradually descends from the rafters within a sea of aerial performers to center stage under a thunderstorm of fireworks and an underwhelming applause from a disengaged audience… This is what modern […]
Lecherous Lexicon- When Words Indict In The Sporting World
Stratification or an order of magnitude can help describe the future shock nature of what once identified itself as amateur football morphing into a Dennis Rodman wedding dress conference in a fashion show rivaling a FUBAR societal wardrobe malfunction. The mutation into the bizarre and disturbing is as festive and vibrant as a swan awaiting […]
Grooming The Future- How The Paradigm Of Modern Athletics Dictates The Past
In the spirit of random number generators, analogue predicative word machines derived from the Enigma and WWII hardware gesticulating the topography of espionage, the news headlines of the shock of the “Information Age” were beyond the dreams of mathematicians trapped by evolutionary intellectualism. “Tree Births Chrome Baby Child”. “Heterosexual Male Garnishes Nobel Prize in Dichotomous […]
The Trending Hustle of America’s Pastime
The brass of Major League baseball has succumbed to pawning inuendo at the local swap meet that almost elicited a frenzied response and haiku rap from Sir Mix-a-Lot causing an EMP in Andorra. “Pete Rose to the Hall of Fame!” goes viral. To compensate for the current variation of the game that at its height […]
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