Cue the jaunty and pretentious music as the festive elephants donning glittering trunk pieces enter the ring from tent left, while the circus leader gradually descends from the rafters within a sea of aerial performers to center stage under a thunderstorm of fireworks and an underwhelming applause from a disengaged audience… This is what modern […]
Lecherous Lexicon- When Words Indict In The Sporting World
Stratification or an order of magnitude can help describe the future shock nature of what once identified itself as amateur football morphing into a Dennis Rodman wedding dress conference in a fashion show rivaling a FUBAR societal wardrobe malfunction. The mutation into the bizarre and disturbing is as festive and vibrant as a swan awaiting […]
Grooming The Future- How The Paradigm Of Modern Athletics Dictates The Past
In the spirit of random number generators, analogue predicative word machines derived from the Enigma and WWII hardware gesticulating the topography of espionage, the news headlines of the shock of the “Information Age” were beyond the dreams of mathematicians trapped by evolutionary intellectualism. “Tree Births Chrome Baby Child”. “Heterosexual Male Garnishes Nobel Prize in Dichotomous […]
The Trending Hustle of America’s Pastime
The brass of Major League baseball has succumbed to pawning inuendo at the local swap meet that almost elicited a frenzied response and haiku rap from Sir Mix-a-Lot causing an EMP in Andorra. “Pete Rose to the Hall of Fame!” goes viral. To compensate for the current variation of the game that at its height […]
Weirdness Is The New Norm In Collegiate Athletics
As the NCAA men’s basketball tournament has nearly concluded with all the subtlety of a Chinese tariff and subsequent celebrations involving fireworks that do not involve Xi’s regime, the last calendar year has been interesting in and unsettlingly fashion. Formerly known as the amateur athletics, sports involving scholarships now identify as a semi-professional syndicate of […]
Schools Penalized After Fan Altercation at PA High School Basketball Game
Sportsmanship is one of the fundamental tenets of high school athletics around the United States, but a recent incident at a Pennsylvania high school basketball playoff game that got national attention seems to call that into question. So much so state high school sports leaders have made a bold decision regarding discipline for the two […]
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