Just shy of four years and the legacy of the outgoing Governor and the career politician Jay Inslee dissolves into nothingness with soft and steady rain tainted with mutant-conjuring nuclear fallout.
During the heated the climax of the 2020 elections, the indifference of Inslee and other faux-leaders to the debacle of the political wasteland and sanctuary of violence comprising the CHAZ/CHOP zone, was simply lost on radicalized voters responsible for another landslide in a state that epitomizes political imbalance.
After the “great Dear Leader” of the extended extremist metropolitan expanse of Seattle decided to allow the insanity of an experiment to play out which resulted in four murders and numerous sexual assaults behind the police barricades celebrating tyranny and incessant violence, Inslee decided to act, but 1300 days too late in a lame campaign to proclaiming to preserve justice and order. Responding to the possibility of civil unrest as the 2024 elections shaped the local and national tapestry of American politics, the Governor decided to invoke procedural order and placed 200 National Guard soldiers on alert for election night at the expense of residents, however not as costly as his “personal” security detail team which escorted the Green New Deal politician through the high altitude jetways during a very forgettable and almost creepily imperceptible 2020 Presidential election run. Inslee has still not paid the hefty tab for his armed cadre of guards.
His current inanely uninspired cover-up attempt for his past blunders was felt throughout the Pacific Northwest like a 6.5 magnitude earthquake despite his ineptitude in preventing arsonist mobs from overrunning the downtown corridor of Seattle during the memorable and tragic of the Democratically labeled “Summer of Love”, highlighting 2020 as one of the most deplorably and reprehensible mismanaged situations historically, resulting in a tragic consequence. While Inslee’s legacy will remain locking down the state during the height of the Covid-19 hysteria, and various insufferable media grandstanding moments and continued snarky references to state resident as “Washingtonians”, his inability to address mass acts of public violence and catering to special interests at the expense of citizens will highlight his underwhelming Wikipedia biography page before corrosive edits are made to the digital periodical by members of China’s military intelligence community.
As the results from the election were encouraging on the level of a legacy nationally, Inslee and fellow progressive members of the socialist state of “CalOreShington” yielded their positions to subordinates eager to enhance the principles of extremism to uncharted magnitudes. Washington Governor-elect Bob Ferguson swapped his Attorney General role, and the Zen-master of filing lawsuits at a rate of success on a Wilt Chamberlin hotel lounge level, to assault the first two amendments in a state with a Supreme Court biased enough to set a notable precedent permitting initiative authors to propose changes to law on the back of cocktail napkins. Ironically, the new Governor was reticent at initially disclosing his donor base for the campaign, as allegedly transparency is conditional for the sake of being able to survive politically.
While intimidation tactics are certainly employed in punishing law-abiding citizens at the expense of enabling criminals, the abolitionist method of apologism afflicts the future of the free world. As reactionists dominate the political spectrum on the Left coast, corruption is merely a heartbeat away as chaos is revered by certain elected officials, and sensibility is forced to defect to a designated special economic zone in the obscure and desolate reaches of the South Atlantic Ocean in the proximity of where Napoleon was exiled.