Inevitability has reached the shimmering Manhattan newsroom headquarters of wavering media behemoth CNN, as the network, which received a vital infusion of audience growth during the 2020 election and the Covid-19 pandemic, is once again enduring a self-induced plateau of stagnation. With a complete absence of journalistic integrity aside, the corporatized town crier founded by […]
Two Strict Gun Control Bills Pass In Oregon Setting The Stage For Copycat Legislation
Oregon Governor Kate Brown is the epitome of a progressive by actively imposing legislation that she and colleagues deem looks good on paper, but in reality, is an absolute train wreck in costing tax paying law-abiding citizens billions in undoing the damage. It’s like a bad rendition of “Lord of The Flies”, as individuals marooned […]
Weekly Digest- Planes, Trains, and Dictators
After “progressiving” his way into a unprecedented and disputed 6th term, Alexander Lukashenko, a throwback to the blood thirsty dictators of the 20th century, has managed to incite the populace of Belarus in the wake of his faux election win in 2020, and the rest of the free world after his militant and blatantly undiplomatic […]
Weekly Digest: Caitlyn Sets Them Straight
As down to earth parents everywhere dread explaining to their teenage daughter why she got cut from the basketball team in favor of a rugged 6’4 225 pound transgender female, it took the likes Caitlyn Jenner to provide crucial perspective during these intolerably confusing times. The former Olympic gold medal winning track star, knows a […]
Managing Your Landscape By Taking Control Of Your Sprinkler System
As the bounty of Spring yields a cornucopia of pollen and regrowth, many homeowners revisit the familiar and disappointing impasse that they are in fact not the CEO of their own garden. Even though they are abound with wisdom, over the years they have been relegated to a middle management position by the dulling cycle […]
Oh March Madness, How We Missed Ye
Once again flanked by Paddy O’Brien in the terraced alleyway near the Wilde Rover pub, the old codger has a charming case of Turrets. Taking a subversive a precursory St. Patrick’s Day nip of the Creature from an airplane bottle and propped up by a Goose head cane, he laughs at the keen pun naming […]