In the spirit of random number generators, analogue predicative word machines derived from the Enigma and WWII hardware gesticulating the topography of espionage, the news headlines of the shock of the “Information Age” were beyond the dreams of mathematicians trapped by evolutionary intellectualism. “Tree Births Chrome Baby Child”. “Heterosexual Male Garnishes Nobel Prize in Dichotomous […]
Report: Increasing Gun Thefts from Vehicles
By Dave Workman If you keep a gun in your car, you may be pushing your luck, as a new report from the Council on Criminal Justice says gun thefts from automobiles “rose sharply” during a five-year study period between 2018 and 2022. Among its key findings, the Council report noted, “The rate of guns […]
The Love Boat From Hades- Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude
The dramatic duet climactic performance by musicians Jimmy Buffet and Beth Gibbons emanates from the cosmic banyan tree with accents of regurgitation traversing towards the doldrums of stagnation. Extremism has reached a new level of weirdness. As creativity exits sullenly and slumped into the twilight of obscurity, fusion has barged its way into the […]
It’s In The Water- The Seattle Freeze Reaches A Diabolical Level Of Debauchery
The franchise of the Seattle Freeze social and protest of the mating instinct has devolved into a warped and deranged valley the surreal, as success has consequences and a nuclear grade of envy sweeping across the Pacific Northwest in the form of a rage forged by Adderall, vegan Wickens hosting neighborhood Pertussis parties of immunological […]
A Marriage Made In Hell- Mental Fatigue Meets Artificial Intelligence
A love triangle pervades, or in the case of the modern era the shape has expanded to hexagon, as software bots S.H.A.W.N.A and Brenda spar. Is it one AI or Two, or an inverse of multitudinous variances based on the personality of a human? The steel drums and the brass instruments on the beach of […]
The FAA Disembarks On Potential Massive Tech Upgrades
In the “dupside uown” world of the current era of innovation, the powers that be at the Federal Aviation Association are recommending that the Trump administration fund updates to what the agency calls “antiquated aircraft control hardware” with a price tag hovering in the billions and safety at a premium. As Americans already face the […]