Adding other layer of chaos to a system that is already discombobulated to a magnitude of the younger generations barraged by confusing thoughts, the alphabet agency administering what were amateur athletics at some point now faces mental and emotional fatigue as the novelty has rusted and the Bhutanese honeymoon is officially over. In failing to […]
The Politician Formerly Known As “Blank Blank’ Pushes For Gun Control
There exists a naively incessant new kid on the political block painting blue pastels on a blank canvas with a fervor that rivals the antics of early 20th century activist Emma Goldman. While the venerable Elizabeth Warren pretends to be of Native American ancestry in earning a Jeep Cherokee, recently elected Mayor of Seattle Katie […]
Will The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Lights?
The stark message prompting the remaining residents to flip a light switch, and the title of the article slightly amended describe the peril faced by residents in the hinterland of Boeing country during an economic downturn in 1971, resonated with at least the Baby Boomer generation providing a terse warning to citizens that the invasion […]
Complicit Idealists- A Sonnet Of Conformity
As the peak season for Walla Walla Sweet onions adorning a hamburger has passed, the official state vegetable of the state of Washington in battling a political and perpetual vegetative state has reached a culmination as small college is being rocked amid a scandal. This narrative snuggly fits the gloves of OJ Simpson and the […]
The Militarization Of A, B, and C
While the alphabet agencies of the Federal government are consolidating their Zen level powers of subversion and subterfuge, a leader has emerged in the racetrack combining technology with the Reagan, Thatcher, and Gorbachev era of lightly “SALTed” nuclear armament treaties and traditional investigation methods derived from the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Fear stoking […]
The Lady Of The Lake And Socioeconomics
The ghost of “the artist formerly known as Prince” has descended from the heavens as identity politics have infiltrated natural landmarks, including lakes and rivers. What’s in a name? While the flavor of decade in the 2010’s was liberating Native Americans by replacing the names of European explorers on lakes, rivers and mountain ranges borrowing […]
