The incandescent lava lamp smoldered gradually as a prodigious handful of tourists from another hemisphere descended upon Seattle. “Candlepower is will power.” In a narrative out of a Larry Niven sci-fi novel (author of Ringworld), the world along with tens of thousands of Australian soccer fans coalesced in the Pacific Northwest to witness the Aussies […]
A Date Night 2026- Being A Fan Has Its Privileges
A recent development out of the Pacific Northwest which borders on dark and demonic comedy journaled by a squirrely Steven King, involves a blowtorch, a rappel device complete with interfaceable harnesses and rope, and the kernel of an idea that entrepreneurship has virtually no consequences, unless one gets caught red-handed or is back-handed. The hope […]
The Weirdness Of The NIL Enters The Bizarre Zone
Encourage a student athlete at a small college to develop a symbiotic business relationship with a local pizza parlor which includes an all one can eat stipulation, and the obligatory pitcher of beer, and at least for the meantime this “brave new world” system works. Add the pepperoni topping of organized crime into the fray […]
NFL QB Attacked For Supporting Trump
The implied storyline has been played out before. Build the framework for a conflict using only the refined methods of hydroponic practices and decadently marinate the filet in a Kobe style as the peaks of the Hakone mountain range in the distance implore the coarseness of human nature in a jutting style of intellectual criticism. […]
Non-musical Chairs- Seattle Has A Karen (sic) Detachment Disorder
As the jousting between elected officials (in the the loosest of terms), politics in Seattle is not contained within the confines of a Maoist Pickleball court with side of Deng. The oscillating dynamics read like a daily events schedule at a nudist camp in the absence of historical precedence and unrelenting moral superiority that threatens […]
Incompetency Amid The Buzz Word Age
Imagine a stereotypical fair master with bad intentions and a lust for profits lurking and scheming along the perimeter of the fairgrounds in late Summer, the masses of people straining to gain admittance coagulate in an artery clogging siege at the lone entrance to an escape from reality. The promise of Elephant ears, Ferris wheels, […]
