While analytics have predicated the strategy of baseball over the last decade, normalizing the numbers has resulted in the unpredictable being banished to the hinterlands of the expected. Within the algorithms forged by math geniuses groomed at Cal Tech and MIT, the anomaly is notably absent from the formula, as the unlikely is not conducive […]
Musk And The Volatile Twitter Saga
The pendulum may have finally swung against calculated and targeted social media censorship. The unpredictable entrepreneur Elon Musk has now entered the octagon to the reverberating baritone of a Michael Buffer relative. Proving the genetic relation to Buffer can be verified for $150 on a trending genealogy app that is somehow tied into a faction […]
Zombie Baseballs Are Diminishing Home Runs- The Fright Of Warning Track Power
As major league baseball fans remain at the intersection of fickle and the eloquent complexities of profit sharing, “America’s Pastime” is staggering belligerently through another forgettable late night/early morning fortified wine fumes of circular logic. And home runs have plummeted to the level of pre-PED hardball artistry of manufacturing runs in a forested writer’s commune. […]
Solar Scandal- The Convoluted Mess Involving The Biden Administration
The nursery rhyme capturing the scandalous essence of the environmental movement reads like an uninspired haiku. “Global freezing so they say, leads to warming and crises today, because of science, because of science.” Of course, the sketchy progression stemming from the general belief that earth was heading towards a cooling trend, was eventually reversed in […]
A Legal Tumult- Supreme Court Weighs Freedom of Religion
The act or art of kneeling as a cultural archetype has devolved into a viral theater congesting social media threads with a heaping side of grassroots ideology, or god help everyone, the resident homeless industrial complex of car camping content distributed by the corporatized press. As the nation now braces for a controversy which originated […]
A Pair Of Tycoons And An Obstinate Platform- The World Braces For The Next Thrill Ride
For the leagues of charmed deviants, (or is it legions of loveable degenerates?), the mainstream offerings of reality-based content (contrived) and proxies of multi-hookup dating pods conjuring primal Spring instincts for notoriety, do not pique the interest of those jaded by trending modernity. The more warped and unrefined palates, are inclined towards processing the boomeranging […]
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