There exists the legend of an impoverished West Virginia man, who had the unfortunate condition of his gravel driveway flooding every Spring from snowmelt and forming a sizeable mud puddle, that was pesky towards small vehicles and pedestrians, but would attract seasonal tree frog visitors, and other smaller critters. A county servant, aware that the […]

Sparked by yet another F***book induced transgression, the mass migration to the abyss of the social network wastelands responding to yet another broken promise and UN weapons grade deflection by nepionic tycoon Mark Zuckerberg, briefly challenged the new world order of the digital hierarchy. For a frenetic and memorable twelve week period coinciding with the […]

Challenging the basis of physics and two billion years of ocular refinement and evolution of those lucky to be have both feet firmly on the ground, Chuck Yeager locked horns with the gravity devil in a glorified experimental ballistic missile highlighting stubby excuses for wings appropriately named the X-1. The pristine aqua blue heights towering […]

“F***book and Twitter, get out of the pool! It is not open swim yet,” the booming voice of the YMCA lifeguard sporting a lampshade is just condescending enough to prove a point, and yet campily overbearing in a municipal park ranger bubble window driving van desert landscape motif creeper sort of way. (No mustaches were […]