The retro operations of Santa’s workshop before the heartless stamp of Silicon valley monetized the logistics of Christmas. Cue The Nutcracker score as a wispy curtain of dissolves into nothingness. Human and robots dance around the stage as a jagged mountain range of icebergs persists in the crystal backdrop… With the dainty translucent tip-toeing of […]
‘Tis The Season- F***book Once Again Crams A Foot Into A Certain Oriface
The scholarly minions of Darwin, who uphold the principles of evolution despite the most damaging of political winter blizzards, will attest to the idea that the largest social media galaxies rival a lifeform. With maturity and development comes change, and adaptions that are not always the most optimal considering the circumstances. In the case of […]
A Gift From Gavin Newsome- California Contractor Employees Face Annihilation
California Governor Gavin Newsom victimizes small business and tax payers, while supporting the homeless industrial complex. Online media conglomerates solved the content stagnation paradox with an eloquent resolution. Simply dangle the carrot of opportunity in attaining legendary journalistic hopes and dreams, offer a rudimentary salary, and demand a formidable workload. Unfortunately, for the masses of […]
Beating The Christmas Buzzer- Consumer Group Demonizes Nerf Guns
The hot selling Nerf Ultra One, which has morphed from a trending gift idea into a controversy by people with massive reserves of free time. In the almost exhausted calendar of 2019, a year proven to test the will and fortitude of any reasonable human being, a collection of extremists illustrating the antithesis to the […]
The Curse Of The Bitcoin Craze- Fostering White Collar and Gang Criminal Activities
The extensive nexus of a Bitcoin mining conglomerate, which uses massive amounts of electricity to decode and validate financial transactions in building the blockchain. The propaganda mechanism of cryptocurrency guerilla marketing tactics, have spread like wildfires to all parts of the globe, including a sidebar of intrigue and pure entrepreneurship in the slums of Ulaanbaatar, […]
The Guinea Pig Controversy Explained
Unless the autopilot technology in self-driving vehicles is improved dramatically, rodents may as well be at the wheel. The post-Vietnam war euphemism influenced by the influx of diminutive furry creatures in bedroom cages, thanks to the great grandparent founders of the modern ideological slaughterhouses of PETA and the Earth Liberation front, has devolved into a […]
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