In a pointless attempt to halt a sentient robot two ton pickup truck by constructing a nano layer of recommissioned paper mache projects discarded by social art justice majors on full scholarship at the state university, the European Union is on heavy Brexit deflection mode, as the digital universe of Google faces a slap on […]
At A Public Tantrum There Are No Solutions
Fostering encouragement for a student environmental rally, public school teachers supported by union representatives facilitated a nationwide walkout Friday, as droves of teenagers and young adults did their best impersonation of climate extremists at various impassioned gatherings with Earth Day looming on the immediate horizon. The lovely and ethereal vocals of Whitney Houston gently dissolved […]
If You Build It, They Will Come. But Test The Darn App First!
In the race to nullify the relentless left leaning bias circulating throughout the social media with the intensity and purpose of a performance artist grifter insatiably pursuing another unjustified c-note, conservative platforms are continually launched amidst the digital stratosphere. These alternative interactive communities are built to serve as alternatives to the Venezuelan- Leninist- Stalinist- Castrotastic […]
Electronic Mistruth Leads To Viral Outbreak
In yet another instance of nauseating intrigue defying the barbed wire border maintaining the order between palatable protocol and the surreal, the tech realm finds itself at the wrong end of the unenviable and a tedious Cartesian intersection quantifiable only by the observations contained within String Theory. As unvaccinated children needlessly contract the vile symptoms of […]
Professor Ousted From CERN As The Attack On Masculinity Continues
In a world overrun with affirmative action and ruled by politically correct thought police, simply stating a fact can earn harsh retort in addition to perpetual harassment and shaming from the blatantly biased digital nodes of the social networks, and finally the end to successful career. As quickly as it takes for the brain’s neurons […]
Unbridled Idealism- Creating Something Out Of Nothing To Achieve Absolute Power
The metaphors are endless in the contrived state of emergency plaguing California and its helpless residents to the unbridled epidemic of bureaucracy that has compromised individual rights, and now does its worst to regulate the allocation of water resources with an iron clad grip rivaling the dispensing of happiness and liberty during the Communist purge […]
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